[[walking down a street, a grandfather and boy discuss Life and Religion]]
Grandfather: I'm gonna say it: 'Spiritual but not religious' is a cop-out. There are millions of wacky religious sects in the world. No matter WHAT you believe, I'm sure you could find SOMEONE who agrees with you.
Grandfather: But declaring a religion hems you into declaring BELIEFS. And it's much easier to just leave that door open by claiming to be 'spiritual'. The free pass that affords for your smug little know-it-all libido is just gravy.
Boy: I reserve the right to change my mind. The world is complex, and I'm only human. Claiming certainty just so you don't call me names would be a sham.
Grandfather: I'm sure there's a church for that, too.
Boy: There is, but the chicks are all downers.
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{{alt-text: always hung up on nihilism for the sake of nihilism and never wanting to snuggle}}