#765; In which Keith wants an Excuse

Comic Transcripts

KEITH: I can’t find my camera.
JEFF: Well, when did you last use it?

KEITH: I was nineteen years old. Road trip through the great West. The promise of the rest of my life ahead of me. No dream too big, no goal too impossible.

KEITH: Billy swerved to avoid hitting a coyote and ran the Chevelle off the road. Great plumes of dust, lit red by the setting sun. We never saw the hill. We never saw the cliff.

JEFF: That was the last time you used your camera?
KEITH: Oh, I thought you said, “When was the last time you remember being young?”

{{header: it was a day called WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: But my camera — why, I used it just this morning to take pictures of my ear hair! THAT’S where I left it. In the toilet.}}

#765; In which Keith wants an Excuse transcribed by in

KEITH: I can’t find my camera.
JEFF: Well, when did you last use it?

KEITH: I was nineteen years old. Road trip through the great West. The promise of the rest of my life ahead of me. No dream too big, no goal too impossible.

KEITH: Billy swerved to avoid hitting a coyote and ran the Chevelle off the road. Great plumes of dust, lit red by the setting sun. We never saw the hill. We never saw the cliff.

JEFF: That was the last time you used your camera?
KEITH: Oh, I thought you said, “When was the last time you remember being young?”

{{header: it was a day called WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: But my camera — why, I used it just this morning to take pictures of my ear hair! THAT’S where I left it. In the toilet.}}

#765; In which Keith wants an Excuse transcribed by in

The vast majority of Bolted! game shipments are already shipped, but I understand if you don’t have yours yet, who cares. Here’s a progress report:

Total orders | 1052
Surveys completed | 992
Fully shipped | 946

Incomplete surveys

Obviously, if I don’t have your shipping address, I can’t ship your game! Let me know if you are missing a survey link. As new responses come in, they are rapidly added to the shipping queue.

Orders containing certain add-ons

Some of the add-ons proved more popular than expected — which is lovely! But it meant I had to reprint some stickers, make all the individual comic prints, request a shipment of books from offsite storage, etc, etc. So, any orders which contain an out-of-stock item are still waiting to ship.

All that missing stuff, though, is en route to me at this very second! So those orders will be going out pretty dang soon!

Custom items

I’ve already been in touch directly with the backers who ordered custom collages! Those will be created (and sent to you) after all the other shipments are complete. I’m excited for those, they’ll be fun! My pleasant dessert after the hearty meal of all the other orders.

Anything wrong?

I’m very grateful to the few folks who’ve contacted me to report some kind of issue with their shipment! Thankfully, problems are rare, but when they do occur, I would like to solve them. Please don’t hesitate to send me an email (replying to your shipping confirmation works great) if there’s anything about your order I can correct.

Reviews & photos

On BoardGameGeek are highly appreciated!

Unless you hate the game! You are entitled to that opinion, but please send that review directly to me instead of telling anyone else, so I can eat it and bury it in the yard and watch it grow into a twisted, gnarled tree. Or whatever!