Comic Transcripts

JOSH: GET INDOORS! There’s a parade of monsters coming this way!
TIMMY: It’s just the noontime cavalcade

JOSH: Great beasts with fearsome claws, belching flame and calling down curses from before the days of man!
TIMMY: Yeah they really go all out

JOSH: But viscous bile drips from their ragged flesh, searing the earth in pancake-sized globs of corroding
TIMMY [[interrupting]]: Of corroding matter left reeking of utter sadness. I know! They come by every day! We applaud, toss them a coin or two and go about our business! GEEZ!

JOSH: They are devouring everybody they encounter.
TIMMY: Well then THEY are jeopardizing their TIPS

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{{alt-text: They are squeezing coins in their hands, forging them into barbed metal spikes that they are driving through the foreheads of the — YES YES WE KNOW IT’S TUESDAY GEEZ}}

#764; In which a Tourist doesn’t get it transcribed by in

JOSH: GET INDOORS! There’s a parade of monsters coming this way!
TIMMY: It’s just the noontime cavalcade

JOSH: Great beasts with fearsome claws, belching flame and calling down curses from before the days of man!
TIMMY: Yeah they really go all out

JOSH: But viscous bile drips from their ragged flesh, searing the earth in pancake-sized globs of corroding
TIMMY [[interrupting]]: Of corroding matter left reeking of utter sadness. I know! They come by every day! We applaud, toss them a coin or two and go about our business! GEEZ!

JOSH: They are devouring everybody they encounter.
TIMMY: Well then THEY are jeopardizing their TIPS

{{header: run from WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: They are squeezing coins in their hands, forging them into barbed metal spikes that they are driving through the foreheads of the — YES YES WE KNOW IT’S TUESDAY GEEZ}}

#764; In which a Tourist doesn’t get it transcribed by in

JOSH: GET INDOORS! There's a parade of monsters coming this way!
TIMMY: It's just the noontime cavalcade

JOSH: Great beasts with fearsome claws, belching flame and calling down curses from before the days of man!
TIMMY: Yeah they really go all out

JOSH: But viscous bile drips from their ragged flesh, searing the earth in pancake-sized globs of corroding
TIMMY [[interrupting]]: Of corroding matter left reeking of utter sadness. I know! They come by every day! We applaud, toss them a coin or two and go about our business! GEEZ!

JOSH: They are devouring everybody they encounter.
TIMMY: Well then THEY are jeopardizing their TIPS

{{header: run from WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: They are squeezing coins in their hands, forging them into barbed metal spikes that they are driving through the foreheads of the -- YES YES WE KNOW IT'S TUESDAY GEEZ}}

They are squeezing coins in their hands, forging them into barbed metal spikes that they are driving through the foreheads of the -- YES YES WE KNOW IT'S TUESDAY GEEZ

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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