Comic Transcripts

JOSH: GET INDOORS! There’s a parade of monsters coming this way!
TIMMY: It’s just the noontime cavalcade

JOSH: Great beasts with fearsome claws, belching flame and calling down curses from before the days of man!
TIMMY: Yeah they really go all out

JOSH: But viscous bile drips from their ragged flesh, searing the earth in pancake-sized globs of corroding
TIMMY [[interrupting]]: Of corroding matter left reeking of utter sadness. I know! They come by every day! We applaud, toss them a coin or two and go about our business! GEEZ!

JOSH: They are devouring everybody they encounter.
TIMMY: Well then THEY are jeopardizing their TIPS

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{{alt-text: They are squeezing coins in their hands, forging them into barbed metal spikes that they are driving through the foreheads of the — YES YES WE KNOW IT’S TUESDAY GEEZ}}

#764; In which a Tourist doesn’t get it transcribed by in

JOSH: GET INDOORS! There’s a parade of monsters coming this way!
TIMMY: It’s just the noontime cavalcade

JOSH: Great beasts with fearsome claws, belching flame and calling down curses from before the days of man!
TIMMY: Yeah they really go all out

JOSH: But viscous bile drips from their ragged flesh, searing the earth in pancake-sized globs of corroding
TIMMY [[interrupting]]: Of corroding matter left reeking of utter sadness. I know! They come by every day! We applaud, toss them a coin or two and go about our business! GEEZ!

JOSH: They are devouring everybody they encounter.
TIMMY: Well then THEY are jeopardizing their TIPS

{{header: run from WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: They are squeezing coins in their hands, forging them into barbed metal spikes that they are driving through the foreheads of the — YES YES WE KNOW IT’S TUESDAY GEEZ}}

#764; In which a Tourist doesn’t get it transcribed by in

JOSH: GET INDOORS! There's a parade of monsters coming this way!
TIMMY: It's just the noontime cavalcade

JOSH: Great beasts with fearsome claws, belching flame and calling down curses from before the days of man!
TIMMY: Yeah they really go all out

JOSH: But viscous bile drips from their ragged flesh, searing the earth in pancake-sized globs of corroding
TIMMY [[interrupting]]: Of corroding matter left reeking of utter sadness. I know! They come by every day! We applaud, toss them a coin or two and go about our business! GEEZ!

JOSH: They are devouring everybody they encounter.
TIMMY: Well then THEY are jeopardizing their TIPS

{{header: run from WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: They are squeezing coins in their hands, forging them into barbed metal spikes that they are driving through the foreheads of the -- YES YES WE KNOW IT'S TUESDAY GEEZ}}

They are squeezing coins in their hands, forging them into barbed metal spikes that they are driving through the foreheads of the -- YES YES WE KNOW IT'S TUESDAY GEEZ

#764; In which a Tourist doesn’t get it

  — October 21st, 2011

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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