Comic Transcripts

LORETTA: What are you doing still in BED? I asked you to start loading the car! We have to be OUT THE DOOR in FIVE MINUTES!

[[LEROY doesn’t move.]]
LORETTA: COME ON COME ON COME ON! Get pants on! Get shoes on!
I swear, getting you to MOVE is like a lame, one-legged ANCESTOR OF A SLOTH WHO’S TWICE AS SLOW trying to use a frayed old piece of CRUNCHY VINE to pull a CRUISE SHIP!

[[LORETTA leaves.]]
LEROY: I ended my DREAM without being asked!
I’D LIKE A LITTLE CREDIT FOR THAT!

{{Header: awake to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You were at my mom’s house…except it was sort of like a school for some reason…and everyone from work was in my mom’s kitchen taking a class…only they weren’t cooking…they were all stabbing each other}}

#605; In which is managed an Accomplishment transcribed by in

LORETTA: What are you doing still in BED? I asked you to start loading the car! We have to be OUT THE DOOR in FIVE MINUTES!

[[LEROY doesn’t move.]]
LORETTA: COME ON COME ON COME ON! Get pants on! Get shoes on!
I swear, getting you to MOVE is like a lame, one-legged ANCESTOR OF A SLOTH WHO’S TWICE AS SLOW trying to use a frayed old piece of CRUNCHY VINE to pull a CRUISE SHIP!

[[LORETTA leaves.]]
LEROY: I ended my DREAM without being asked!
I’D LIKE A LITTLE CREDIT FOR THAT!

{{Header: awake to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You were at my mom’s house…except it was sort of like a school for some reason…and everyone from work was in my mom’s kitchen taking a class…only they weren’t cooking…they were all stabbing each other}}

#605; In which is managed an Accomplishment transcribed by in

LORETTA: What are you doing still in BED? I asked you to start loading the car! We have to be OUT THE DOOR in FIVE MINUTES!

[[LEROY doesn't move.]]
LORETTA: COME ON COME ON COME ON! Get pants on! Get shoes on!
I swear, getting you to MOVE is like a lame, one-legged ANCESTOR OF A SLOTH WHO'S TWICE AS SLOW trying to use a frayed old piece of CRUNCHY VINE to pull a CRUISE SHIP!

[[LORETTA leaves.]]
LEROY: I ended my DREAM without being asked!
I'D LIKE A LITTLE CREDIT FOR THAT!

{{Header: awake to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You were at my mom's house...except it was sort of like a school for some reason...and everyone from work was in my mom's kitchen taking a class...only they weren't cooking...they were all stabbing each other}}

You were at my mom's house...except it was sort of like a school for some reason...and everyone from work was in my mom's kitchen taking a class...only they weren't cooking...they were all stabbing each other

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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