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– …finally he says, “Your hair is like spun gold – and your eyes, like magnificent pools of sapphire sunlight.” I didn’t know what to say.

– And so I just sit there, and he’s all “I feel coarse and unworthy in your presence, so I’ll just go.” This after HOURS of furtive glances: He turns and leaves.

-The tragic, unrequited love of a poet.

– Yeah, totally creepy. So I chased him outside, and just as his eyes lit with hope, I kicked him in the nads in the parking lot.
– Good girl!

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alt-text: he’ll remain sensitive for some time

#073; In which the Nuts of a Poet suffer Injury transcribed by in

– …finally he says, “Your hair is like spun gold – and your eyes, like magnificent pools of sapphire sunlight.” I didn’t know what to say.

– And so I just sit there, and he’s all “I feel coarse and unworthy in your presence, so I’ll just go.” This after HOURS of furtive glances: He turns and leaves.

-The tragic, unrequited love of a poet.

– Yeah, totally creepy. So I chased him outside, and just as his eyes lit with hope, I kicked him in the nads in the parking lot.
– Good girl!

header: today’s special is at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: he’ll remain sensitive for some time

#073; In which the Nuts of a Poet suffer Injury transcribed by in

- ...finally he says, "Your hair is like spun gold - and your eyes, like magnificent pools of sapphire sunlight." I didn't know what to say.

- And so I just sit there, and he's all "I feel coarse and unworthy in your presence, so I'll just go." This after HOURS of furtive glances: He turns and leaves.

-The tragic, unrequited love of a poet.

- Yeah, totally creepy. So I chased him outside, and just as his eyes lit with hope, I kicked him in the nads in the parking lot.
- Good girl!

header: today's special is at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: he'll remain sensitive for some time

he'll remain sensitive for some time

#073; In which the Nuts of a Poet suffer Injury

  — September 21st, 2004

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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