Comic Transcripts

[[SIDNEY sits on an overturned rowboat. A large seabird stands before him.]]
SIDNEY: Go AWAY Bird.
I don’ got no biscuits, no bread, no SMILES even.
Don’ need another desperate stare in my life neither.

SIDNEY: Why you STANDING there? I don’ got nothing I can give you that you gonna want.
Don’t LOOK at me like that! You gonna trigger a thing insideways that’s been doing just fine shielded by the gut layer!
BIRD! You–you better know you are playing with fire, Bird!
Now you look away! NOW YOU LEAVE ME BE!

SIDNEY: AAAHH your constant, belittling gaze turns my venoms backward! so much self-conscious that it cracks my stoic facade!
You WIN, Bird! You WIN! I am a sadly man! NOTHING I do is EVER for success!
BIRD (thinking): Apparently including feeding the dang birds.

{{Header: fixate on WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: The bird was hoping for a little piece of crouton or something, but absent that, will happily take that hat.}}

#571; The Battle of Birdy Wills transcribed by in

[[SIDNEY sits on an overturned rowboat. A large seabird stands before him.]]
SIDNEY: Go AWAY Bird.
I don’ got no biscuits, no bread, no SMILES even.
Don’ need another desperate stare in my life neither.

SIDNEY: Why you STANDING there? I don’ got nothing I can give you that you gonna want.
Don’t LOOK at me like that! You gonna trigger a thing insideways that’s been doing just fine shielded by the gut layer!
BIRD! You–you better know you are playing with fire, Bird!
Now you look away! NOW YOU LEAVE ME BE!

SIDNEY: AAAHH your constant, belittling gaze turns my venoms backward! so much self-conscious that it cracks my stoic facade!
You WIN, Bird! You WIN! I am a sadly man! NOTHING I do is EVER for success!
BIRD (thinking): Apparently including feeding the dang birds.

{{Header: fixate on WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: The bird was hoping for a little piece of crouton or something, but absent that, will happily take that hat.}}

#571; The Battle of Birdy Wills transcribed by in

[[SIDNEY sits on an overturned rowboat. A large seabird stands before him.]]
SIDNEY: Go AWAY Bird.
I don' got no biscuits, no bread, no SMILES even.
Don' need another desperate stare in my life neither.

SIDNEY: Why you STANDING there? I don' got nothing I can give you that you gonna want.
Don't LOOK at me like that! You gonna trigger a thing insideways that's been doing just fine shielded by the gut layer!
BIRD! You--you better know you are playing with fire, Bird!
Now you look away! NOW YOU LEAVE ME BE!

SIDNEY: AAAHH your constant, belittling gaze turns my venoms backward! so much self-conscious that it cracks my stoic facade!
You WIN, Bird! You WIN! I am a sadly man! NOTHING I do is EVER for success!
BIRD (thinking): Apparently including feeding the dang birds.

{{Header: fixate on WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: The bird was hoping for a little piece of crouton or something, but absent that, will happily take that hat.}}

The bird was hoping for a little piece of crouton or something, but absent that, will happily take that hat.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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