#323; In which it Almost Worked

Comic Transcripts

EVAN: I’ve got it! I’m gonna sue everyone!
EVAN: And it won’t matter if I have no case! They’ll pay me to settle, just to avoid the even greater expense of going to trial!

EVAN: The perfect moneymaking scheme!
SEÑOR EUGENE: Hey! Scumbag! Get a real job instead of preying on people!
SEÑOR EUGENE: People like you are making everyone afraid of lawsuits, making everything everywhere more expensive!

EVAN: My friend, you’ve just volunteered to be my first victim!
SEÑOR EUGENE {{his hand raised to his ear}} : Huh? Oh, I wasn’t talking to you. I’m on my Bluetooth phone.
SEÑOR EUGENE: Can you hear me now? How ’bout now?

SEÑOR EUGENE: That probably would’ve gone better if I’d actually been wearing an earpiece.
DEEPANKAR: Well, you didn’t know he’d have the papers WITH him.

{{header: call it out at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: if you get one of those cheap phones with the candy inside, you can have the freedom to speak your mind PLUS delicious candy}}

#323; In which it Almost Worked transcribed by in

EVAN: I’ve got it! I’m gonna sue everyone!
EVAN: And it won’t matter if I have no case! They’ll pay me to settle, just to avoid the even greater expense of going to trial!

SEÑOR EUGENE: That probably would’ve gone better if I’d actually been wearing an earpiece.
DEEPANKAR: Well, you didn’t know he’d have the papers WITH him.

{{header: call it out at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: if you get one of those cheap phones with the candy inside, you can have the freedom to speak your mind PLUS delicious candy}}

#323; In which it Almost Worked transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.