Comic Transcripts

[[GARY stands ready with an enormous 6-foot bow (I think? it’s not clear).]]

GARY: All right, ha ha, settle down! It’s time to award the costume prize. Once again, the nominees are:

[[Each person he mentions is dressed exactly as he describes.]]

GARY: Jeredith as “Sexy Shoe”. Love the skull bra, Jeredith.
JEREDITH: Thank SHOE

GARY: Trindy as “Sexy Chess”
TRINDY: CheckMATE

GARY: Blindora as “Sexy Dynamite”
BLINDORA: Bang! Bang!

GARY: And of course Grichelle as “Sexy Tuba” and Blazinda as “Sexy Toothpaste”
BLAZINDA: Twice a day, honeybunch
GRICHELLE: Same with tubas

GARY: Plabecca really shines as “Sexy Complete Works of Dickens”
PLABECCA: She’s a BLEAK…HOUSE

GARY: Spachel keeps the theme going with “Sexy Giant Cursed Skulls”
SPACHEL: “Sexy” is redundant in that sentence

GARY: And…who IS that as “Sexy Globe”?
GLOBE: It’s FRABLINDA!
(Voice from off): GARY!

[[A voice calls from offscreen. A look of panic appears on the judge’s face.]]

(Voice): Are you locked up in there with your DOLLS again? Putting them through ELABORATE SCENARIOS?
GARY (flop sweating): Mom do NOT come in here

{{header: dress up as WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: The skull bra was made by two cute little wood elves who got caught in Jeredith’s flamethrower.}}

#1073; In which it’s Hard to Judge transcribed by in

[[GARY stands ready with an enormous 6-foot bow (I think? it's not clear).]]

GARY: All right, ha ha, settle down! It's time to award the costume prize. Once again, the nominees are:

[[Each person he mentions is dressed exactly as he describes.]]

GARY: Jeredith as "Sexy Shoe". Love the skull bra, Jeredith.
JEREDITH: Thank SHOE

GARY: Trindy as "Sexy Chess"
TRINDY: CheckMATE

GARY: Blindora as "Sexy Dynamite"
BLINDORA: Bang! Bang!

GARY: And of course Grichelle as "Sexy Tuba" and Blazinda as "Sexy Toothpaste"
BLAZINDA: Twice a day, honeybunch
GRICHELLE: Same with tubas

GARY: Plabecca really shines as "Sexy Complete Works of Dickens"
PLABECCA: She's a BLEAK...HOUSE

GARY: Spachel keeps the theme going with "Sexy Giant Cursed Skulls"
SPACHEL: "Sexy" is redundant in that sentence

GARY: And...who IS that as "Sexy Globe"?
GLOBE: It's FRABLINDA!
(Voice from off): GARY!

[[A voice calls from offscreen. A look of panic appears on the judge's face.]]

(Voice): Are you locked up in there with your DOLLS again? Putting them through ELABORATE SCENARIOS?
GARY (flop sweating): Mom do NOT come in here

{{header: dress up as WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: The skull bra was made by two cute little wood elves who got caught in Jeredith's flamethrower.}}

The skull bra was made by two cute little wood elves who got caught in Jeredith's flamethrower.

More comics about (and kind of about) Halloween!
#567; O Selfless Saviors
#767; The Old Farmer’s Lament
#774; In which Candy is Lacked
#838; The Lament of the Auteur
#593; In which Mike is Corporeal
• Emmy & the Eggs Part One / Two / Three

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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