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[[Charles holds up an infant with a straw sticking out of its head.]]

Charles: I found this baby in the trash. Don’t suppose you’d know anything about where it came from.
Emma: Wh-what? No, no. I’ve got no idea. Is that, um, that a baby? Huh, where did that come from.

Charles: So you didn’t stop at a roadside stand, get this baby from an ice chest, have the lady punch a hole with a nail, and stick a straw in. Is that what you’re telling me.
Emma: N-no man I’ve been dry for like a week

Charles: Emma dear, do we have to go back to counseling? Is sweet, fresh baby juice worth our marriage?
Emma: CHARLES IT’S WHAT THOSE SOFT SPOTS ARE FOR

{{header: go cold turkey at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: those roadside stands are the only place you get the real fresh stuff}}

#162; In which an Infant is juiced transcribed by in

[[Charles holds up an infant with a straw sticking out of its head.]]

Charles: I found this baby in the trash. Don’t suppose you’d know anything about where it came from.
Emma: Wh-what? No, no. I’ve got no idea. Is that, um, that a baby? Huh, where did that come from.

Charles: So you didn’t stop at a roadside stand, get this baby from an ice chest, have the lady punch a hole with a nail, and stick a straw in. Is that what you’re telling me.
Emma: N-no man I’ve been dry for like a week

Charles: Emma dear, do we have to go back to counseling? Is sweet, fresh baby juice worth our marriage?
Emma: CHARLES IT’S WHAT THOSE SOFT SPOTS ARE FOR

{{header: go cold turkey at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: those roadside stands are the only place you get the real fresh stuff}}

#162; In which an Infant is juiced transcribed by in

[[Charles holds up an infant with a straw sticking out of its head.]]

Charles: I found this baby in the trash. Don't suppose you'd know anything about where it came from.
Emma: Wh-what? No, no. I've got no idea. Is that, um, that a baby? Huh, where did that come from.

Charles: So you didn't stop at a roadside stand, get this baby from an ice chest, have the lady punch a hole with a nail, and stick a straw in. Is that what you're telling me.
Emma: N-no man I've been dry for like a week

Charles: Emma dear, do we have to go back to counseling? Is sweet, fresh baby juice worth our marriage?
Emma: CHARLES IT'S WHAT THOSE SOFT SPOTS ARE FOR

{{header: go cold turkey at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: those roadside stands are the only place you get the real fresh stuff}}

those roadside stands are the only place you get the real fresh stuff

#162; In which an Infant is juiced

  — February 28th, 2006

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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