12 imperfect marketing efforts

So very hot


Together forever


Absorbent?


Forever.


Supreme Leader


hey maaaaan


For your meat?


Heart-stoppingly good


That's how I feel too.


focuuusss


think different


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  1. Roy

    You, sir, make my day. I’ve spent nearly 15 minutes trying to sort these in order of bizarre surrealism. Maybe I don’t get all of them… but I think it might be better that way. Like the force of habit comic from back in the day.

  2. Crosspatch

    Wicked funny. Well, except for the Obama one, which is spot-on accurate.

    Bravo!

  3. Naked Bunny with a Whip

    Obama became a Republican? Yikes!

  4. LittleSnowFox

    Surreal… Except for the Obama one, which, as CrossPatch noted, is kind of appropriate for him. ^^; Ah, Socialism… like vodka, something best kept in Russia.

  5. Frank Wilhoit

    The Ohio one is actually right on.

  6. Blair

    I knew yoplait was up to something….

    these are great!

  7. Guy Who Doesn't Work For A Vision Care Company, I Promise

    Dammit…I get home from work and dealing with OptiCare, and what do I find? OptiCare. Effing OptiCare. ALWAYS OPTICARE. I hate them and all 18 of their locations AND their home office.

  8. 5482dartagnan

    I would buy those hot pockets.

  9. 5482dartagnan

    Although I also have an ad for fiber that I tore out of a magazine where everything in the fridge starts with an ‘f’, such as ‘fuffins’, ‘furkey’, etc., and I sit and laugh at it for way too long.

  10. Markus Peloquin

    Anybody know what that Obama design is called or where it’s from? I know it’s Moscow/Russia/USSR-related, but I can’t find any images of it on the webs.

    Also, dead on.

  11. Emily Carmichael

    Okay, the Yoplait made me laugh out loud.

  12. David Malki !

    Markus — I made all of these, including the Obama graphic. It’s an art style called Constructivist, popularized by the Soviets. Also, it’s intended to be tongue-in-cheek and I do not want it — or any of these — spread around and taken sincerely.

  13. Markus Peloquin

    I was just referring to its style of the Obama graphic. The joke wasn’t lost on me. I know Obama is nothing like Lenin, but his perception of being perfect is chipping away at my sanity.

  14. Elissa

    I was gonna have myself cremated, but I think I’ll go for that cemetary instead.

  15. Komrad Obama

    Товарищи!
    Великая Октябрьская Революция, о которой так много писали и говорили большевики, свершилась!

  16. MrJumbo

    I know the Yankees tore down the House that Ruth Built, but do the Mets still play at Ché Stadium?

  17. Александр III

    Вы, также, признаете славу нашего доброжелательного лидера? Ура! Товарищ, Вы – мои потерянные братья! Но конечно, мы – все братья теперь при большом наблюдателе!

    Oбдmд! Oбдmд! Oбдmд!