2018 Errata

Whoopsie daisy!

At the conclusion of each year, the Wondermark Ombudsman requires us to publish a list of corrections to any factual errors that were discovered in that year’s comics.

Here are the obligatory corrections to errors that we published in 2018. (Previous years’ errata.)

#1376; In which Much is read
As it turned out, today was not, in fact, the day in question.

#1381; In which Darkness falls
The plywood was actually painted a very dark brown, but it looked black in the shade.

#1390; A Circus made by Circumstance
This math about people sharing only 80% of their opinions with other people is based on completely fabricated and supposed numbers (for example’s sake).

But it also implies that many people will hold fair numbers of opinions in common with other people, and that points of disagreement will be varied (one person holding an outlier opinion on Issue A; another a typical opinion on issue A, but an outlier opinion on Issue B).

In practice that may not be true, and so the chart pictured in the comic should not be considered accurate for navigation.

#1392; Seating to the Ceiling
It was not necessarily a better idea.

#1407; The Check-In Freak-Out
This comic was originally published with the clerk’s name in the fifth panel rendered as “John Jacob Jingleheimer-Smith.” Obviously, this is not the name of a sitting Supreme Court justice. It was subsequently corrected to (and appears now as) “John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt.”

#1439; In which a Scotsman gets the Drop
Not an error, but a point of clarification: In this comic, the Scotsman says his XD-403 model GrandLifter™ is “not quite” twenty years old. Astute readers of Wondermark #003 will notice that the piano that the Scotsman uses to drop on Stan in 2003 is an upright model, rather than the grand piano pictured in #1439.

Some may think this implies that the XD-403 must be newer than fifteen years old, since the grand piano was not pictured as far back as 2003 (and the comic takes place in 2018).

But we would remind readers that the piano modules on the GrandLifter™ and similar lift-and-drop devices, such as the one used to great effect in Wondermark #394, are replaceable — each piano is, after all, “destroyed in the drop” (try and get that jingle out of your head now!).

The XD-403 was originally released in Scotland in 2000, making it possibly as old as eighteen years at the time of Wondermark #1439, considering that the Scot still has an extended maintenance plan on the lifter, which was only available with a new purchase from the factory.

#1444; In which Kinship is formed
The Amazon box has its shipping label facing upwards, which, based on the logo printed on its side, suggests that the label has been applied to the underside of the box, rather than the top side as would be typical.

#1397; Bored to be Dialed, Part 1
Despite his assertion, Gax did not know what a measurement agency is.

Wondermark regrets the errors.


still a few calendars left!!

The first-ever WONDERMARK READERSHIP SURVEY !

I’ve made a READERSHIP SURVEY! I would love it if you would contribute your thoughts! UPDATE: Thank you very much, I have all the responses I need for now!

It will take about five minutes to complete. And as a thank-you for participating, I’ll randomly draw three email addresses of folks who submit the survey, and send them each an original Roll-a-Sketch drawing in the mail!

(Or, you can also submit the survey anonymously.)

Real talk, here: now that I’m starting to come to grips with the time tradeoffs that parenting a toddler requires, I want to be able to focus my energies where they will be the most effective creatively.

This survey will help me prioritize some of my creative plans for the coming months! As well as figure out what kinds of rewards to offer when I introduce new tiers on Patreon, which will happen very soon.

Thank you very much for participating! It will help me out a ton!

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THIS FRIDAY: First-ever “Magazine Time Machine” stream

Earlier this week, I streamed the making of a Wondermark comic on Twitch!

It was a little experiment to make sure I had all the technical stuff figured out for streaming—the infrastructure for it has come a long way since the last time I streamed regularly, let me tell you.

One of the things I’m interested in starting (perhaps as a bonus for subscribers on Patreon) is regular livestreams, and one of those regular streams will be called Magazine Time Machine.

On every different computer I use, I’ve got about ten open tabs of old books and magazines that I would LOVE to browse through and read and share, but just haven’t been able to dedicate any otherwise-unallocated time to.

This Friday, January 18th, changes that!

At 12 noon Pacific time / 3pm Eastern time / 8pm GMT,  I’ll be live on Twitch reading you VICTORIAN CHILDREN’S BOOKS. 

We’ll start with 1899’s An ABC For Baby Patriots (pictured above) and see where that leads!

For maybe an hour or so? We’ll see how it goes! Hope to see you there!

UPDATED TO ADD: It was great! You can watch the video on Twitch, if you like — it’s a little less than an hour and a half.

Download: A Free Progressive Calendar for 2019!

I made a simple, printable wall calendar for my office! You can have it too — here’s a PDF file you can print yourself.

As you well know, I make high-end desk calendars (there are twelve copies left), but I also like having a calendar I can write on.

Those of you who’ve picked up copies of the Wondermark Calendar in any of the last seven years know about my interest in progressive calendars.

By that, I mean a calendar that doesn’t have any breaks between months. I think I invented the term? By that, I mean “nobody else has ever used this term.”

Back in 2012 I wrote all about it. The special Wondermark branded calendars, of course, address the matter with their modular card design.

But this year, I also wanted a big work calendar I could mount on the wall and write on. I like being able to see the coming weeks and months at a glance.

So I made the calendar you see here!

It’s an entire 2019 calendar (through most of February 2020, actually) that fits on six sheets of regular typing paper:

I’ve trimmed the pages so I could make columns of 3 pages each; you could arrange it a different way, if you prefer.


I tried to make it very simple and very clear, with no wasted space or ornament – so holidays and other observances are not marked.

I figure the relevant holidays will vary depending on where you live (and maybe what you do for work), so if you want to take a pass through at the outset and mark all the relevant ones to you, that will help you internalize them.

Since I also do a lot of weekend travel, I decided to group the weekend days together on the right, and start each week with Monday on the left.

I thought this might be useful to you as well, so here you go! Please feel free to print out your own! 

If it proves valuable for you, feel free to kick over a buck or two via PayPal, but no obligation as far as that goes — I hope you find it useful, and would rather you have it for free than insist on any payment!

Longtime readers know I did this once before, in 2015, and I’ve missed having one every year since.

And there will actually be one FURTHER calendar-related offering coming soon… So if the premium Wondermark desk calendar is too rich for your blood, and this is too simple and too plain, I will have a nice compromise for you, coming very shortly.


A SECRET about the last dozen comics

A SECRET about the last dozen comics

The last dozen comics have had a secret.

As the sick elephant saga was winding down, I thought to myself, “Surely I can’t just drop back into gag-comics-as-usual. It would feel too abrupt!”

So I decided I would write another series, one that wouldn’t feel like a series but that could still work on multiple levels.

All the comics since the elephant saga have ended have been part of this series, starting back with #1437 in November and continuing through today’s #1448.

I wasn’t sure if anyone would notice, or let me know if they did. So I mentioned on Twitter that the recent comics were all linked in some way, and asked if anyone had figured out how.

Anna had:

If you want to see what Anna’s talking about, start with comic #001 in one tab and comic #1437 in another — then read forward in both timelines, and check out where the journey leads you.