Monocle Poppers AWAY

We’ve hit the ground running with the new Monocle Poppers shop! See, my in-laws are visiting, and they are the type who cannot sit still. They need projects. They brought tree-trimmers with them from Seattle to attack some branches outside my apartment while my wife and I were at work. These people are doers. So, they are here at the office helping me put cards into envelopes today! Hooray! We are having a grand time. Thank you for buying cards, and please keep doing so. These people need things to do.

The runaway hit so far has been the Multi-Purpose Card, and I can certainly see why — you can use that guy for everything for the rest of your life. You literally will never need to buy another greeting card, if you buy several dozen of those (like some people already have). Marvelous.

Here’s another card that’s new to the shop this season:

It is a TRUTH FROM HISTORY.

Limited-run T-shirt to benefit our dodgeball team!

I’ve joined a dodgeball league here in L.A.! The Eagle Rock Yacht Club is a neat group of folks who’re into being social, having fun, being active, giving back to the community, and hitting each other with balls. I’ve been playing the last few weeks and having a blast, so when the new league season rolled around I happily signed up.

My team’s name is “Stranger Danger” and I had the privilege of designing the team shirt! We’re going to print it up next week, and having gotten some positive comments on the design, I thought I’d open it up to anybody who’d like to pick one up for themselves. I think it’s fairly context-agnostic — tell people it’s a band! — and it’s gonna be a neat shirt, printed on American Apparel 50/50 fabric with a discharge process, meaning it’ll probably be the softest shirt you’ll ever own. If you’ve felt my The Revolution Will Not Be Telegraphed shirt, it’s the same fabric, but without even the stiffness of screenprinting ink — discharge printing is a dye-bleach process, so the shirt stays flexible and soft.

We’re doing just one print run of these shirts, and making it available to you is our way of bringing the unit cost down for our team members. Proceeds from online sales of the shirt will go back to our league and the community center where we play. Orders for the shirt can even be combined with greeting card orders in the new greeting card shop! It’s all the same shop.

Anyway here is where you can order it! This item will only be offered through September 26. UPDATE: We’re done!All orders will ship starting on October 1.

Piranhamoose misses you.

I am very pleased to announce the BETA LAUNCH of my all-new greeting-cards shop! As longtime readers know, I have in the past offered Wondermark greeting cards, and they’ve always done well, particularly around the holidays. Well, a few holiday seasons ago, they did so well that I ran into a bottleneck — myself and a houseful of assistants spent pretty much every waking hour of the month of December furiously stuffing cards into envelopes and then, agonizingly, waiting for my local print shop to churn out a new batch of this design, or that surprisingly-popular design…it was wonderful to have the business, but it was also a very anxious month as I attempted to make sure everybody’s order was filled correctly and in a timely fashion. A bug was planted in the back of my mind to figure out a better way to do this.

Well, here is my answer:

Monocle Poppers™ are high-quality greeting cards produced in my studio here in Venice, CA. Using professional giclée printing technology and archival fine-art papers, we have become a one-stop manufactory for all sorts of cards for every occasion. My interns will tell you how picky I am with this stuff — how many inks and paper stocks we’ve tested over the past six months; how long we’ve spent tweaking files and squinting at colors and teaching ourselves how to use “creasing machines,” which are a thing I did not used to know existed. I was determined to create the perfect greeting card production system, one that didn’t rely on outside vendors and one that would scale effortlessly without bottlenecks as the busy season approached. I even had custom store software developed to make things (hopefully!) as easy as possible for you to get any cards you like at any time, from one single birthday card to a million at once. And I think it’s finally time to do this.

Most importantly (to me), I’m having a ton of fun coming up with new and clever card ideas, and I’ll be releasing new designs really frequently. Here’s one you haven’t seen before (click for bigger):

This new Piranhamoose card is available now! And how about this one:

The Multi-Purpose Greeting is perfect for every occasion. Also available now!

These are just two of the 20+ Monocle Poppers in the greeting card shop right now! And the cool part is that you can build your own multi-packs. I was adamant on this point. When you buy multiple cards, you trigger a tiered discount system that gives you greater and greater discounts as you add more cards to your cart — up to a maximum of 50% off. So if you need one card for a birthday, great — but if you need 50 for the holidays, you can get those just as easily, and the cards are discounted accordingly.

I’m officially calling this the BETA RELEASE of the store, as we roll slowly out of the driveway on this calm, windless day, so please let me know your thoughts in the comments below — is it easy to use? How’s the navigation? Is everything clear?

I’m very anxious to start sending out cards as soon as possible, so feel free to avail yourself of our discount system and pick up some of the new designs! I have some existing stock of older designs too, so you may get a mix of new prints and old stock as I work through the inventory — but don’t worry. As you know, I’m very picky about quality and nothing leaves my hands unless it’s beautiful and delightful. NOW LET’S DO THIS

SPX recap, featuring MEMORIES

This is a lovely video shot at this year’s Small Press Expo in Maryland last weekend. I was impressed by how well it captures the feeling and the mood of the show — if you’ve never been to SPX or a comic show like it, take two minutes and watch the video. It’s really lovely, and it gives you a good sense of what this whole nonsense is all about.

This was my fifth year at SPX, and I like to think I’ve come a long way since those first strange days when we were convinced we had to be loud and attract attention to our booth with stunts like organized staring contests and freestyle rapping. SPX is a peculiar convention because it’s held in a hotel in North Bethesda, and while there are some restaurants in the neighborhood and a subway stop nearby, it’s dissimilar to the other two major indie-comics shows (New York’s MoCCA and San Francisco’s APE) which are held in major cities where folks don’t lodge near the venue and everyone scatters as soon as the doors close each day. SPX is a capsule, a spaceflight full of cartoonists that launches with everyone hermetically sealed inside. It’s sort of like going to comics sleep-away camp, where you check in, hole up for a while, do some crafts and sing some songs and then emerge a few days later with a new outlook on life.

This year Dave Kellett and I decided to do the red-eye from LAX so we’d arrive the early morning before the show. After a quick nap in the hotel and some bleary breakfast, we set up our wares and got ready for an incredibly busy day. Part of the fun of SPX is seeing what conference is invariably scheduled for the banquet hall next door — last year it was a Miss Teen Maryland competition; this year it appeared to be something having to do with eye diseases, if the giant blown-up photos of corneas were any indication. Maybe next year it’ll be a Miss Teen Conjunctivitis convention, and maybe the year after that they’ll think twice about allowing me on the planning committee.

Anthony Clark, of Nedroid, premiered his new book Beartato and the Secret of the Mystery at the show; it’s a TopatoCo book which I helped Andrew design and set up, and it’s absolutely gorgeous. If you don’t read Nedroid, you should, because it’s remarkable, a comic that’s both hilarious and wonderfully, actively pleasant. You should pick up his book too. It is that rare jewel, a work that is enjoyable for just good ol’ everyone.

After a full day of comickin’ on Saturday and some additional comickery on Sunday, I spent Monday in Washington, D.C. I’ve already mentioned how last year I missed my Monday-morning flight home and killed the entire day waiting for the next one by browsing the old newspaper records in the Library of Congress, looking for interesting articles about beards. This year I only got as far as the Library’s coat-check to drop off my luggage before heading to the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum. The last time I was there I was ten years old, and my mom knew to allot the entire day. I felt that just the same this time.

It’s funny: I didn’t recognize at all the layout of the museum — I’m sure they’ve remodeled the place in the last twenty years — so it was like exploring a brand new place, an awesome hall of airplanes that I might as well have never seen before. (I guess the place could have been exactly the same, but I was just way tinier then.) I get giggly around airplanes, especially old airplanes; I probably made some weird noises in the museum. Luckily it was loud in there.

IN CONCLUSION: SPX was once again great, meeting folks and saying hi to some I remembered from years previous, hanging out with friends and colleagues and making new ones too. These are the days, in my strange profession, when I am “at the office” — my cubicle is a convention table, my shift a 10-hour day of shifting on my feet and trying to hold conversations in a room where hundreds of other people are trying to do the same. It’s marvelous, and I can’t wait to do it again.

A glimpse at SHADOWS

Update on the ShadowMachine/Robot Chicken art show this weekend in Hollywood! My wife Nikki’s allowed me to share some pics of the other figurines (besides the Kate Beaton Fat Pony) that she’ll have on display:

“Doughboy”, from Jon Rosenberg’s Goats (some of which are still available online)

“Cory Doctorow,” from Randall Munroe’s xkcd (a new, original piece!)

And “Red Robot”, from Sam Brown’s explodingdog and R. Stevens’ Diesel Sweeties.

Meanwhile, I’ll be in the Washington, D.C. area this weekend at SPX! SEE YOU THERE??