Comic Transcripts

AL: My word! Good sir, who was the fiend behind that chop-job you call your mustache?!

GUS: The new barber on Baker Street! And it is no job of chop! Just take a closer look!

[[Closeup of GUS’ mustache. Up close we can see it spells out YOU’RE QUITE THE TOSSER.]]

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{{Alt-text: I happen to have his card right here! [UNPRINTABLE GESTURE]}}

Guest comic by KC Green transcribed by in

AL: My word! Good sir, who was the fiend behind that chop-job you call your mustache?!

GUS: The new barber on Baker Street! And it is no job of chop! Just take a closer look!

[[Closeup of GUS’ mustache. Up close we can see it spells out YOU’RE QUITE THE TOSSER.]]

{{Header: gunshowcomic.com at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: I happen to have his card right here! [UNPRINTABLE GESTURE]}}

Guest comic by KC Green transcribed by in

AL: My word! Good sir, who was the fiend behind that chop-job you call your mustache?!

GUS: The new barber on Baker Street! And it is no job of chop! Just take a closer look!

[[Closeup of GUS' mustache. Up close we can see it spells out YOU'RE QUITE THE TOSSER.]]

{{Header: gunshowcomic.com at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: I happen to have his card right here! [UNPRINTABLE GESTURE]}}

I happen to have his card right here! [UNPRINTABLE GESTURE]

Today’s comic comes to us from boisterous raconteur KC Green. His comic Gunshow is one of the most bizarre, vulgar and hilarious things of all the seven internets, and like me, he sells fine and crazy wares through the webitronic e-emporium TopatoCo! HOORAY

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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