Comic Transcripts

[[An angry-looking man meets a distinguished-looking, mustachioed man. The mustachioed man gestures to his friend, a boy with a duck’s head and top hat.]]
Mustachioed man: Have you met my friend, Tom? He’s just written a fantastic new novel. I’m sure it will be VERY big.

[[The man repudiates the duck’s writing.]]
Man: You have to be kidding me. That THING can’t write.

[[The man and mustachioed man both look shocked.]]
Duck: WHAT?! You think I’m illiterate just because I’m a duck? How DARE you!

[[The mustachioed man tries to console the duck. The man returns to looking angry.]]
Mustachioed man: Whoah, Tom! I’m sure he didn’t mean that.
Man: I thought you were illiterate because you’re POOR.

{{No header joke.}}
{{Alt-text: And DISGUSTING. And did I mention POOR.}}

Guest comic by Christopher Hastings transcribed by in

[[An angry-looking man meets a distinguished-looking, mustachioed man. The mustachioed man gestures to his friend, a boy with a duck’s head and top hat.]]
Mustachioed man: Have you met my friend, Tom? He’s just written a fantastic new novel. I’m sure it will be VERY big.

[[The man repudiates the duck’s writing.]]
Man: You have to be kidding me. That THING can’t write.

[[The man and mustachioed man both look shocked.]]
Duck: WHAT?! You think I’m illiterate just because I’m a duck? How DARE you!

[[The mustachioed man tries to console the duck. The man returns to looking angry.]]
Mustachioed man: Whoah, Tom! I’m sure he didn’t mean that.
Man: I thought you were illiterate because you’re POOR.

{{No header joke.}}
{{Alt-text: And DISGUSTING. And did I mention POOR.}}

Guest comic by Christopher Hastings transcribed by in

[[An angry-looking man meets a distinguished-looking, mustachioed man. The mustachioed man gestures to his friend, a boy with a duck's head and top hat.]]
Mustachioed man: Have you met my friend, Tom? He's just written a fantastic new novel. I'm sure it will be VERY big.

[[The man repudiates the duck's writing.]]
Man: You have to be kidding me. That THING can't write.

[[The man and mustachioed man both look shocked.]]
Duck: WHAT?! You think I'm illiterate just because I'm a duck? How DARE you!

[[The mustachioed man tries to console the duck. The man returns to looking angry.]]
Mustachioed man: Whoah, Tom! I'm sure he didn't mean that.
Man: I thought you were illiterate because you're POOR.

{{No header joke.}}
{{Alt-text: And DISGUSTING. And did I mention POOR.}}

And DISGUSTING. And did I mention POOR.

Today’s Guest-Comic-On-A-Theme comes from Christopher Hastings, author of The Adventures of Dr. McNinja. Chris is a fine fellow and I endorse his work highly! If you’re not familiar with Dr. McNinja, may I suggest the beginning of the current story? It is an entertaining yarn indeed.

Also remember that these people did this work with pens on photocopies that I handed them so all things considered I think they fared quite well.

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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