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#966; In which a Star comes Home

A: WELL! The prodigal comes home, I see!
B: I just happen to be passing through. I have nothing to say to you.

A: I?m glad you?re here, though. We parted on bad terms and I feel kinda responsible.
B: ?KINDA?? YOU said, and I QUOTE, ?I hope you get measles. I hope you get a cursed case of measles. Hope you collapse into a pile of measle-ridden bones that stink up a pretty house for fifty generations. I hope no one can tell the source of the smell and the smell becomes a mystery for nineteen thousand years.?

A: I know. I only hear it on the radio THIRTY TIMES A DAY.
B: It?s the HOOK! It?s what makes ?My Stinkybones? such a BUMPIN? HIT!
A: Listen, all I?m sayin? is it would?ve been nice to have gotten a shout-out at the Grammys.

{{header: sing along to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: YOU KNEW THE CONSEQUENCES of wishing BONE MEASLES on a SINGER/SONGWRITER!}}

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#966; In which a Star comes Home

A: WELL! The prodigal comes home, I see!
B: I just happen to be passing through. I have nothing to say to you.

A: I?m glad you?re here, though. We parted on bad terms and I feel kinda responsible.
B: ?KINDA?? YOU said, and I QUOTE, ?I hope you get measles. I hope you get a cursed case of measles. Hope you collapse into a pile of measle-ridden bones that stink up a pretty house for fifty generations. I hope no one can tell the source of the smell and the smell becomes a mystery for nineteen thousand years.?

A: I know. I only hear it on the radio THIRTY TIMES A DAY.
B: It?s the HOOK! It?s what makes ?My Stinkybones? such a BUMPIN? HIT!
A: Listen, all I?m sayin? is it would?ve been nice to have gotten a shout-out at the Grammys.

{{header: sing along to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: YOU KNEW THE CONSEQUENCES of wishing BONE MEASLES on a SINGER/SONGWRITER!}}

YOU KNEW THE CONSEQUENCES of wishing BONE MEASLES on a SINGER/SONGWRITER!

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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