#966; In which a Star comes Home
A: WELL! The prodigal comes home, I see!
B: I just happen to be passing through. I have nothing to say to you.
A: I?m glad you?re here, though. We parted on bad terms and I feel kinda responsible.
B: ?KINDA?? YOU said, and I QUOTE, ?I hope you get measles. I hope you get a cursed case of measles. Hope you collapse into a pile of measle-ridden bones that stink up a pretty house for fifty generations. I hope no one can tell the source of the smell and the smell becomes a mystery for nineteen thousand years.?
A: I know. I only hear it on the radio THIRTY TIMES A DAY.
B: It?s the HOOK! It?s what makes ?My Stinkybones? such a BUMPIN? HIT!
A: Listen, all I?m sayin? is it would?ve been nice to have gotten a shout-out at the Grammys.
{{header: sing along to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: YOU KNEW THE CONSEQUENCES of wishing BONE MEASLES on a SINGER/SONGWRITER!}}