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There’s more good books, movies, and TV out there than I’ll EVER be able to get around to.

When I finally have time to browse and pick something out, what do I CHOOSE?
Something POPULAR, so I can be in on it?
Something CLASSIC, that I know is good?
Or something NEW AND DIFFERENT, taking a chance and hoping to strike gold?

Maybe I should just REVISIT one of my old favorites… but there’s SO much I’ve never even experienced ONCE!
I don’t know what to DO. I’m being left behind by culture. I can’t watch FAST enough — can’t read EVERYTHING — and every MINUTE that goes by it gets WORSE and WORSE!

Man: What’s Marie on about now?
Woman: She’s mad that her media consumption is insufficiently voracious.
Marie: All creativity worldwide needs to STOP until I can CATCH UP

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{{alt-text: “her media consumption is insufficiently voracious”…nice. go ahead and blame the victim. SHEESH.}}

#948; The Ceaseless Onslaught transcribed by in

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There’s more good books, movies, and TV out there than I’ll EVER be able to get around to.

When I finally have time to browse and pick something out, what do I CHOOSE?
Something POPULAR, so I can be in on it?
Something CLASSIC, that I know is good?
Or something NEW AND DIFFERENT, taking a chance and hoping to strike gold?

Maybe I should just REVISIT one of my old favorites… but there’s SO much I’ve never even experienced ONCE!
I don’t know what to DO. I’m being left behind by culture. I can’t watch FAST enough — can’t read EVERYTHING — and every MINUTE that goes by it gets WORSE and WORSE!

Man: What’s Marie on about now?
Woman: She’s mad that her media consumption is insufficiently voracious.
Marie: All creativity worldwide needs to STOP until I can CATCH UP

{{header: glad you chose WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: “her media consumption is insufficiently voracious”…nice. go ahead and blame the victim. SHEESH.}}

#948; The Ceaseless Onslaught transcribed by in

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There's more good books, movies, and TV out there than I'll EVER be able to get around to.

When I finally have time to browse and pick something out, what do I CHOOSE?
Something POPULAR, so I can be in on it?
Something CLASSIC, that I know is good?
Or something NEW AND DIFFERENT, taking a chance and hoping to strike gold?

Maybe I should just REVISIT one of my old favorites... but there's SO much I've never even experienced ONCE!
I don't know what to DO. I'm being left behind by culture. I can't watch FAST enough -- can't read EVERYTHING -- and every MINUTE that goes by it gets WORSE and WORSE!

Man: What's Marie on about now?
Woman: She's mad that her media consumption is insufficiently voracious.
Marie: All creativity worldwide needs to STOP until I can CATCH UP

{{header: glad you chose WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: "her media consumption is insufficiently voracious"...nice. go ahead and blame the victim. SHEESH.}}

''her media consumption is insufficiently voracious''...nice. go ahead and blame the victim. SHEESH.

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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