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[[gentleman in a tuxedo and lady sitting on a chair]]
Is this wake black tie? Can I wear my tux?
That might be a little too formal.

I don’t have anything between a bowling shirt and the tux.
Hmmm

Is there any way to dress down the tux?
Well, it is covered in dirt and cat hair…

I’d say that drops it down to about country-club formal.
Add an obscene belt buckle and I’d buy it as biz-caz’.

{{header: dress up for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: This Causal Friday, I can’t decide between a wedding dress drenched in latex paint or swamp-stained overalls elevated with spats and a tasteful pocket square.}}

#933; The Sartorial Spectrum transcribed by in

[[gentleman in a tuxedo and lady sitting on a chair]]
Is this wake black tie? Can I wear my tux?
That might be a little too formal.

I don’t have anything between a bowling shirt and the tux.
Hmmm

Is there any way to dress down the tux?
Well, it is covered in dirt and cat hair…

I’d say that drops it down to about country-club formal.
Add an obscene belt buckle and I’d buy it as biz-caz’.

{{header: dress up for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: This Causal Friday, I can’t decide between a wedding dress drenched in latex paint or swamp-stained overalls elevated with spats and a tasteful pocket square.}}

#933; The Sartorial Spectrum transcribed by in

[[gentleman in a tuxedo and lady sitting on a chair]]
Is this wake black tie? Can I wear my tux?
That might be a little too formal.

I don't have anything between a bowling shirt and the tux.
Hmmm

Is there any way to dress down the tux?
Well, it is covered in dirt and cat hair...

I'd say that drops it down to about country-club formal.
Add an obscene belt buckle and I'd buy it as biz-caz'.

{{header: dress up for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: This Causal Friday, I can't decide between a wedding dress drenched in latex paint or swamp-stained overalls elevated with spats and a tasteful pocket square.}}

This Casual Friday, I can't decide between a wedding dress drenched in latex paint or swamp-stained overalls elevated with spats and a tasteful pocket square

#933; The Sartorial Spectrum

  — April 25th, 2013

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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