#889; The Seeds of a Series

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[[Teenager TIF approaches CLAUD.]]

TIF: Dad, I have a school assignment. Have you ever read “The Grapes of Wrath?”

CLAUD: Oh, SURE. Read the whole SERIES as they came out, one after another. After the first one was popular, the publisher kept CRANKIN’ them out with GHOSTWRITERS.

CLAUD: “The Peaches of Greed.” “The Figs of Envy.” “The Persimmons of Pride.” None of them were very good, but I liked the melodrama.

CLAUD: The best was probably “The Lemons of Rhapsody,” just for the SURREAL factor. Al Joad joins a GREEK CIRCUS and smokes hashish with the Gatsbys, who try to convert him to Christian Science.

[[DERMA joins Claud. Tif appears to have, reasonably, left by this point.]]

DERMA: In my opinion, they went downhill when they started to follow TRENDS. “The Açaí Berries of Fitness” is just UNREADABLE.

CLAUD: Aw, there’s a special place in my heart for “The Jello of Patriotism.” I didn’t get until I was older that the parrot is JOE MCCARTHY.

DERMA: My favorite, though, has to be “The Bananas of Lust.”

CLAUD: HA! I used to check that one out from the school library. It would fall open by itself to the good parts.

#889; The Seeds of a Series transcribed by in

[[Teenager TIF approaches CLAUD.]]

TIF: Dad, I have a school assignment. Have you ever read "The Grapes of Wrath?"

CLAUD: Oh, SURE. Read the whole SERIES as they came out, one after another. After the first one was popular, the publisher kept CRANKIN' them out with GHOSTWRITERS.

CLAUD: "The Peaches of Greed." "The Figs of Envy." "The Persimmons of Pride." None of them were very good, but I liked the melodrama.

CLAUD: The best was probably "The Lemons of Rhapsody," just for the SURREAL factor. Al Joad joins a GREEK CIRCUS and smokes hashish with the Gatsbys, who try to convert him to Christian Science.

[[DERMA joins Claud. Tif appears to have, reasonably, left by this point.]]

DERMA: In my opinion, they went downhill when they started to follow TRENDS. "The Açaí Berries of Fitness" is just UNREADABLE.

CLAUD: Aw, there's a special place in my heart for "The Jello of Patriotism." I didn't get until I was older that the parrot is JOE MCCARTHY.

DERMA: My favorite, though, has to be "The Bananas of Lust."

CLAUD: HA! I used to check that one out from the school library. It would fall open by itself to the good parts.

I still have a copy of THE TURNIPS OF PROGRESS somewhere. About fifty pages in, that ghostwriter just said 'screw it, I'm writing Marxist erotica' and it. Gets. WEIRD.

#889; The Seeds of a Series

— November 26th, 2012

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Since I know that lots of folks like to repost my comics on blogs, Tumblr, etc (which I’m totally fine with and encourage), I’m trying something new! Here’s today’s comic in a square, more blog-friendly format (and here it is already on Tumblr).

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The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!

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#889; The Seeds of a Series

— November 26th, 2012

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