Comic Transcripts

[[Two Gentlemen in conversation]]
Man 1: Do the foghorns on the bridge have any special meaning or message?

[[A Bridge in fog]]
Bridge: FAAWWGGG

Bridge: FAAAWWGGGG

Bridge: FAAAWWWGGGGGG
Small Schooner: OKAAAYYY

{{header: interpret WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I made the choice, and I stand by it, to write ‘FAAAAWWWGGGG’ instead of ‘FOOOOOGGGGG’}}

#879; What the Horns Say transcribed by in

[[Two Gentlemen in conversation]]
Man 1: Do the foghorns on the bridge have any special meaning or message?

[[A Bridge in fog]]
Bridge: FAAWWGGG

Bridge: FAAAWWGGGG

Bridge: FAAAWWWGGGGGG
Small Schooner: OKAAAYYY

{{header: interpret WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I made the choice, and I stand by it, to write ‘FAAAAWWWGGGG’ instead of ‘FOOOOOGGGGG’}}

#879; What the Horns Say transcribed by in

[[Two Gentlemen in conversation]]
Man 1: Do the foghorns on the bridge have any special meaning or message?

[[A Bridge in fog]]
Bridge: FAAWWGGG

Bridge: FAAAWWGGGG

Bridge: FAAAWWWGGGGGG
Small Schooner: OKAAAYYY

{{header: interpret WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I made the choice, and I stand by it, to write 'FAAAAWWWGGGG' instead of 'FOOOOOGGGGG'}}

I made the choice, and I stand by it, to write 'FAAAAWWWGGGG' instead of 'FOOOOOGGGGG'

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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