Comic Transcripts

CAPTION: 2012

Boy in a top hat: Listen, Pops! The comics business is changing! We don’t charge for our comics! Anyone with a computer can read ’em for free! We build the business around books and merchandise.
Fat man: Nooo my precious business model

CAPTION: 2042

Girl: Get with it, grandpa! The comics business is changing! We don’t charge for our merchandise! Anyone with a fabber can 3d-print ’em for free! We build the business around raising custom livestock!
Boy who has now grown to a man in a top hat: Nooo my precious business model

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{{alt-text: 2072: “It’s UNFAIR that a PROFESSIONAL LIVESTOCKER should have to figure out how to gelatinize brainwave cubeforms JUST to make a living these days!”}}

#853; The Cycle of Despair transcribed by in

CAPTION: 2012

Boy in a top hat: Listen, Pops! The comics business is changing! We don't charge for our comics! Anyone with a computer can read 'em for free! We build the business around books and merchandise.
Fat man: Nooo my precious business model

CAPTION: 2042

Girl: Get with it, grandpa! The comics business is changing! We don't charge for our merchandise! Anyone with a fabber can 3d-print 'em for free! We build the business around raising custom livestock!
Boy who has now grown to a man in a top hat: Nooo my precious business model

{{header: adapt at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: 2072: "It's UNFAIR that a PROFESSIONAL LIVESTOCKER should have to figure out how to gelatinize brainwave cubeforms JUST to make a living these days!"}}

2072: ''It's UNFAIR that a PROFESSIONAL LIVESTOCKER should have to figure out how to gelatinize brainwave cubeforms JUST to make a living these days!''

I get one meta-strip about comics every nine years. (The last one was here.) The next will be in 2021.

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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