Comic Transcripts

Gerald: I just don’t understand it! I did everything right! Why would Tic Tacs insult me for doing the puzzle they created?
I’m the kind of devoted brand evangelist they want! I should be rewarded! But this-!

Reginald: Maybe it’s a sign to back off when even the brand doesn’t care as much about their stupid campaign as you do.
Gerald: No. This is a test. It goes deeper.

[[Gerald raises his fist in determination.]]
Gerald: It’s another clue. I can figure it out. I can unlock it.

Reginald: Or you could, you know… let it go.
Gerald: Why do you care so much about how I amuse myself?
What would you rather I do? Golf?

{{header: keep looking at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I buy a bunch of clubs and WHAT? Hit a ball in a hole? FOR WHAT? Coupons? Swag? Exclusive downloadable wallpapers and ringtones? NOPE, NOPE, NOPE AND NO THANK YOU}}

#814; Further Mysteries of Tic Tacs transcribed by in

Gerald: I just don't understand it! I did everything right! Why would Tic Tacs insult me for doing the puzzle they created?
I'm the kind of devoted brand evangelist they want! I should be rewarded! But this-!

Reginald: Maybe it's a sign to back off when even the brand doesn't care as much about their stupid campaign as you do.
Gerald: No. This is a test. It goes deeper.

[[Gerald raises his fist in determination.]]
Gerald: It's another clue. I can figure it out. I can unlock it.

Reginald: Or you could, you know... let it go.
Gerald: Why do you care so much about how I amuse myself?
What would you rather I do? Golf?

{{header: keep looking at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I buy a bunch of clubs and WHAT? Hit a ball in a hole? FOR WHAT? Coupons? Swag? Exclusive downloadable wallpapers and ringtones? NOPE, NOPE, NOPE AND NO THANK YOU}}

I buy a bunch of clubs and WHAT? Hit a ball in a hole? FOR WHAT? Coupons? Swag? Exclusive downloadable wallpapers and ringtones? NOPE, NOPE, NOPE AND NO THANK YOU

Continued from yesterday.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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