Comic Transcripts

Caption: DECISION-MAKING
– I don’t know if I should do it!
– Okay, then don’t do it!

– Well, maybe I should!
– Fine! Then do it!
– Now hold on! I don’t want to rush into the decision!

– Whatever you want, Honey.
– But I don’t KNOW what I want! I need your HELP!

Caption: THE SOLUTION
– Okay, FINE. I will make the decision for you.
– Now HOLD on! I’m suddenly compelled to make it MYSELF!

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{{alt-text: TRUE STORY: I once got out of a traffic ticket by, instead of denying that I had gone up a one-way street, sheepishly admitting it and commiserating with the officer about how badly the neighborhood was laid out. He wrote me up for a taillight instead.}}

#792; The Contrary Method transcribed by in

Caption: DECISION-MAKING
– I don’t know if I should do it!
– Okay, then don’t do it!

– Well, maybe I should!
– Fine! Then do it!
– Now hold on! I don’t want to rush into the decision!

– Whatever you want, Honey.
– But I don’t KNOW what I want! I need your HELP!

Caption: THE SOLUTION
– Okay, FINE. I will make the decision for you.
– Now HOLD on! I’m suddenly compelled to make it MYSELF!

{{header: choose WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: TRUE STORY: I once got out of a traffic ticket by, instead of denying that I had gone up a one-way street, sheepishly admitting it and commiserating with the officer about how badly the neighborhood was laid out. He wrote me up for a taillight instead.}}

#792; The Contrary Method transcribed by in

Caption: DECISION-MAKING
- I don't know if I should do it!
- Okay, then don't do it!

- Well, maybe I should!
- Fine! Then do it!
- Now hold on! I don't want to rush into the decision!

- Whatever you want, Honey.
- But I don't KNOW what I want! I need your HELP!

Caption: THE SOLUTION
- Okay, FINE. I will make the decision for you.
- Now HOLD on! I'm suddenly compelled to make it MYSELF!

{{header: choose WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: TRUE STORY: I once got out of a traffic ticket by, instead of denying that I had gone up a one-way street, sheepishly admitting it and commiserating with the officer about how badly the neighborhood was laid out. He wrote me up for a taillight instead.}}

TRUE STORY: I once got out of a traffic ticket by, instead of denying that I had gone up a one-way street, sheepishly admitting it and commiserating with the officer about how badly the neighborhood was laid out. He wrote me up for a taillight instead.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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