Artist: Okay, you'll love my next installation.
Artist: I will travel to natural wonders. Mountain ranges, waterfalls, all that Ansel Adams stuff. Truly magnificent places, wrought by the hand of God.
Artist: Then, at night, using a powerful flashlight and a long-exposure camera, I will apply my signature to each one.
Artist: I'll start small, but eventually graduate to a million-candlepower spotlight operated from a hot air balloon. I will sign entire countries.
Artist: Moving along a carefully orchestrated path, and wearing a GPS tracker, I will sign all the world's great landscapes.
Artist: Then, at the conclusion of my journey, I will plot my path on a globe and reveal that I have signed the entire planet.
Artist: I think it could really make quite a statement!
Woman: A statement.
Artist: Yes...! Can the earth really be claimed, be owned, by man? And if so, why should that man not be me
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{{alt-text: There are people out there who love to create amazing works of art in the service of no worthwhile idea. Mostly they work in advertising.}}