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[[Two men looking at a woman]]
Man1: Really nice, how much?
Man2: Dude, stop. Seriously, let’s just nip this in the bud.

Man2: Look, I bit my tongue for Austin Powers.
Man2: I gritted my teeth through Napoleon Dynamite.
Man2: But I don’t want to spend the next twelve to eighteen months suffering through your impaired version of Borat.
Man2: I mean, you don’t even have the line right! It’s “very nice, how much.”

Man1: Man, you’ve been doing Borat forever! How come you can but I can’t?
Man2: Because when I do it, it’s funny.

{{header: great success at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: ‘she ees my seester’ ha ha ha ha ha wait why aren’t you laughing}}

#249; In which Borat is misquoted transcribed by in

[[Two men looking at a woman]]
Man1: Really nice, how much?
Man2: Dude, stop. Seriously, let's just nip this in the bud.

Man2: Look, I bit my tongue for Austin Powers.
Man2: I gritted my teeth through Napoleon Dynamite.
Man2: But I don't want to spend the next twelve to eighteen months suffering through your impaired version of Borat.
Man2: I mean, you don't even have the line right! It's "very nice, how much."

Man1: Man, you've been doing Borat forever! How come you can but I can't?
Man2: Because when I do it, it's funny.

{{header: great success at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: 'she ees my seester' ha ha ha ha ha wait why aren't you laughing}}

'she ees my seester' ha ha ha ha ha wait why aren't you laughing

#249; In which Borat is misquoted

  — November 17th, 2006

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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