Comic Transcripts

GAX: Did you forget? We had plans to go cosmic bowling!
ALAN: I’m sorry, Gax, I never got the message! I have a date tonight with Amanda!

GAX: Amanda, AMANDA! Everything’s Amanda THIS, Amanda THAT! Fine. ENJOY your date with Amanda. I will be BOWLING. For BOTH of us.
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ALAN [[answering his phone]]: Amanda! Hey! You…what? Have a severe human disease that means you have to cancel our date?
ALAN: Your voice…it sounds kind of like a Gaxian who is pretty good at shape-shifting his vocal cords, but not great.

GAX [[also on the phone]]: Dude I’ve been Amanda from the beginning

{{header: bowl over WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Both of his hands were in full view in Panel 2, and yet he dialed the phone. HOW??? The answer, to this as well as so many other of life’s mysteries, is pocket-tentacles.}}

#763; In which an Infatuation shatters transcribed by in

GAX: Did you forget? We had plans to go cosmic bowling!
ALAN: I’m sorry, Gax, I never got the message! I have a date tonight with Amanda!

GAX: Amanda, AMANDA! Everything’s Amanda THIS, Amanda THAT! Fine. ENJOY your date with Amanda. I will be BOWLING. For BOTH of us.
<>

ALAN [[answering his phone]]: Amanda! Hey! You…what? Have a severe human disease that means you have to cancel our date?
ALAN: Your voice…it sounds kind of like a Gaxian who is pretty good at shape-shifting his vocal cords, but not great.

GAX [[also on the phone]]: Dude I’ve been Amanda from the beginning

{{header: bowl over WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Both of his hands were in full view in Panel 2, and yet he dialed the phone. HOW??? The answer, to this as well as so many other of life’s mysteries, is pocket-tentacles.}}

#763; In which an Infatuation shatters transcribed by in

GAX: Did you forget? We had plans to go cosmic bowling!
ALAN: I'm sorry, Gax, I never got the message! I have a date tonight with Amanda!

GAX: Amanda, AMANDA! Everything's Amanda THIS, Amanda THAT! Fine. ENJOY your date with Amanda. I will be BOWLING. For BOTH of us.
<>

ALAN [[answering his phone]]: Amanda! Hey! You...what? Have a severe human disease that means you have to cancel our date?
ALAN: Your voice...it sounds kind of like a Gaxian who is pretty good at shape-shifting his vocal cords, but not great.

GAX [[also on the phone]]: Dude I've been Amanda from the beginning

{{header: bowl over WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Both of his hands were in full view in Panel 2, and yet he dialed the phone. HOW??? The answer, to this as well as so many other of life's mysteries, is pocket-tentacles.}}

Both of his hands were in full view in Panel 2, and yet he dialed the phone. HOW??? The answer, to this as well as so many other of life's little mysteries, is pocket-tentacles.

Gax the horrible shapeshifter is one of our regular players.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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