Comic Transcripts

[[a dodo addresses a young man sitting in the front door of a house]]
Dodo: Pardon me, do you have the time?
Young man: Yes, its-

Dodo: You have the time!

[[Dodo talks to three other dodos]]
Middle dodo: He has the time!
Furthest dodo: The time! He has it!
First dodo: At long last! Our desperate search is at an end! The time has been found!

[[dodos form a huddle]]
Psshhwpssstt
Psshhwpssstt

[[Dodos return to the young man]]
Dodo: Will you… give us the time?
Young man: It’s nine fifteen.
Dodos: AAAAAHHH! Now we have the time

{{header: The big hand is on Wondermark.com}}
{{alt-text: Finally! we can clean the garage!}}

#729; That’s Where It Is transcribed by in

[[a dodo addresses a young man sitting in the front door of a house]]
Dodo: Pardon me, do you have the time?
Young man: Yes, its-

Dodo: You have the time!

[[Dodo talks to three other dodos]]
Middle dodo: He has the time!
Furthest dodo: The time! He has it!
First dodo: At long last! Our desperate search is at an end! The time has been found!

[[dodos form a huddle]]
Psshhwpssstt
Psshhwpssstt

[[Dodos return to the young man]]
Dodo: Will you… give us the time?
Young man: It’s nine fifteen.
Dodos: AAAAAHHH! Now we have the time

{{header: The big hand is on Wondermark.com}}
{{alt-text: Finally! we can clean the garage!}}

#729; That’s Where It Is transcribed by in

[[a dodo addresses a young man sitting in the front door of a house]]
Dodo: Pardon me, do you have the time?
Young man: Yes, its-

Dodo: You have the time!

[[Dodo talks to three other dodos]]
Middle dodo: He has the time!
Furthest dodo: The time! He has it!
First dodo: At long last! Our desperate search is at an end! The time has been found!

[[dodos form a huddle]]
Psshhwpssstt
Psshhwpssstt

[[Dodos return to the young man]]
Dodo: Will you... give us the time?
Young man: It's nine fifteen.
Dodos: AAAAAHHH! Now we have the time

{{header: The big hand is on Wondermark.com}}
{{alt-text: Finally! we can clean the garage!}}

Finally! We can clean the garage!

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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