Comic Transcripts

CAPTION: Things we’ll have to explain to our grandchildren
JASON: We used to have only one telephone per HOUSEHOLD, not per cerebral hemisphere!

MORGAN: There used to be a thing called privacy!
[[MORGAN is looking through a camera as his granddaughter watches.]]

JASPER: The Internet was once made of COMPUTERS, not goats lashed together with fiber-optic cables and set adrift in the oceans!
KLEXBART: Grandma you CRAZY

CAPTION: Things our grandchildren will have to explain to us
MYKELLE, aka MIZIKE: But EVERYBODY’S getting their skull drilled out and filled with expansion foam! It means you’re not a DWEEBORG!

#542; Much to Look Forward to transcribed by in

CAPTION: Things we'll have to explain to our grandchildren
JASON: We used to have only one telephone per HOUSEHOLD, not per cerebral hemisphere!

MORGAN: There used to be a thing called privacy!
[[MORGAN is looking through a camera as his granddaughter watches.]]

JASPER: The Internet was once made of COMPUTERS, not goats lashed together with fiber-optic cables and set adrift in the oceans!
KLEXBART: Grandma you CRAZY

CAPTION: Things our grandchildren will have to explain to us
MYKELLE, aka MIZIKE: But EVERYBODY'S getting their skull drilled out and filled with expansion foam! It means you're not a DWEEBORG!

girls all having their sweet sixteen in the home depot parking lot

#542; Much to Look Forward to

  — August 11th, 2009

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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