Comic Transcripts

LARRY: Honey! You’ll never believe it! It’s incredible! They LOVE me!
JEANNE: Who loves you? For what? How could they?
LARRY: You remember that video. Of ME. From 1992.

JEANNE: THe one where you thrashed around making
LARRY [[interrupting]]:-MAKING BOAT NOISES for nineteen minutes! Yes! YES! PRECISELY! Somebody found it. EVERYBODY found it! It has EIGHT MILLION VIEWS ON YOUTUBE!

LARRY: They made a dance mix from my tugboat sounds! Then pretty girls with ukuleles did COVERS of the dance mix. HONEY. ANDY SAMBERG played ME on SNL. MAKING BOAT NOISES. THEY LOVE ME. THEY WANT WHAT I GOT.

[[LARRY stands outside, hawking his self-promoting merchandise.]]
SALTY: Actually what we loved was your LACK of self-awareness.

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{{alt-text: The video is called ‘Wagner’s Ring Cycle as Performed by a Tugboat’}}

#697; In which Fame finally arrives transcribed by in

LARRY: Honey! You’ll never believe it! It’s incredible! They LOVE me!
JEANNE: Who loves you? For what? How could they?
LARRY: You remember that video. Of ME. From 1992.

JEANNE: THe one where you thrashed around making
LARRY [[interrupting]]:-MAKING BOAT NOISES for nineteen minutes! Yes! YES! PRECISELY! Somebody found it. EVERYBODY found it! It has EIGHT MILLION VIEWS ON YOUTUBE!

LARRY: They made a dance mix from my tugboat sounds! Then pretty girls with ukuleles did COVERS of the dance mix. HONEY. ANDY SAMBERG played ME on SNL. MAKING BOAT NOISES. THEY LOVE ME. THEY WANT WHAT I GOT.

[[LARRY stands outside, hawking his self-promoting merchandise.]]
SALTY: Actually what we loved was your LACK of self-awareness.

{{header: comeback time for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: The video is called ‘Wagner’s Ring Cycle as Performed by a Tugboat’}}

#697; In which Fame finally arrives transcribed by in

LARRY: Honey! You'll never believe it! It's incredible! They LOVE me!
JEANNE: Who loves you? For what? How could they?
LARRY: You remember that video. Of ME. From 1992.

JEANNE: THe one where you thrashed around making
LARRY [[interrupting]]:-MAKING BOAT NOISES for nineteen minutes! Yes! YES! PRECISELY! Somebody found it. EVERYBODY found it! It has EIGHT MILLION VIEWS ON YOUTUBE!

LARRY: They made a dance mix from my tugboat sounds! Then pretty girls with ukuleles did COVERS of the dance mix. HONEY. ANDY SAMBERG played ME on SNL. MAKING BOAT NOISES. THEY LOVE ME. THEY WANT WHAT I GOT.

[[LARRY stands outside, hawking his self-promoting merchandise.]]
SALTY: Actually what we loved was your LACK of self-awareness.

{{header: comeback time for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: The video is called 'Wagner's Ring Cycle as Performed by a Tugboat'}}

The video is called 'Wagner's Ring Cycle as Performed by a Tugboat'

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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