Comic Transcripts

ANDREW [[petting his cat]]: Whoozums loves me? WHOOZUMS loves me? Lookit that little face. Lookit that little smile!
DEB: That’s just the shape of her mouth. Cats can’t actually smile.

ANDREW: Dat’s okay. Dat’s okay that a Wiggles can’t actually smile. I know she loves me yes she does!
DEB: How do you know? All you have to go on are anthropomorphized cues. She seems affectionate, she seems friendly, but she is an animal and likely does not understand the concept of love as humans define it.

ANDREW: You said it – she ACTS affectionate and friendly, and I’m satisfied with that. However, her cashew-sized cat brain may be conceptualizing the situation as immaterial, since our existing relationship is perfectly serviceable. Functionally, she loves me!

WIGGLES [[the cat, thinking]]: Man, this reverse-psychology approach is getting me nowhere

{{header: good enough at WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: dear mr malki while I enjoy your work it is incredibly obvious to everybody that you would rather be writing a parody strip titled ‘incredibly verbose garfield’}}

#678; In which a Cat is loved transcribed by in

ANDREW [[petting his cat]]: Whoozums loves me? WHOOZUMS loves me? Lookit that little face. Lookit that little smile!
DEB: That’s just the shape of her mouth. Cats can’t actually smile.

ANDREW: Dat’s okay. Dat’s okay that a Wiggles can’t actually smile. I know she loves me yes she does!
DEB: How do you know? All you have to go on are anthropomorphized cues. She seems affectionate, she seems friendly, but she is an animal and likely does not understand the concept of love as humans define it.

ANDREW: You said it – she ACTS affectionate and friendly, and I’m satisfied with that. However, her cashew-sized cat brain may be conceptualizing the situation as immaterial, since our existing relationship is perfectly serviceable. Functionally, she loves me!

WIGGLES [[the cat, thinking]]: Man, this reverse-psychology approach is getting me nowhere

{{header: good enough at WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: dear mr malki while I enjoy your work it is incredibly obvious to everybody that you would rather be writing a parody strip titled ‘incredibly verbose garfield’}}

#678; In which a Cat is loved transcribed by in

ANDREW [[petting his cat]]: Whoozums loves me? WHOOZUMS loves me? Lookit that little face. Lookit that little smile!
DEB: That's just the shape of her mouth. Cats can't actually smile.

ANDREW: Dat's okay. Dat's okay that a Wiggles can't actually smile. I know she loves me yes she does!
DEB: How do you know? All you have to go on are anthropomorphized cues. She seems affectionate, she seems friendly, but she is an animal and likely does not understand the concept of love as humans define it.

ANDREW: You said it - she ACTS affectionate and friendly, and I'm satisfied with that. However, her cashew-sized cat brain may be conceptualizing the situation as immaterial, since our existing relationship is perfectly serviceable. Functionally, she loves me!

WIGGLES [[the cat, thinking]]: Man, this reverse-psychology approach is getting me nowhere

{{header: good enough at WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: dear mr malki while I enjoy your work it is incredibly obvious to everybody that you would rather be writing a parody strip titled 'incredibly verbose garfield'}}

dear mr malki while I enjoy your work it is incredibly obvious to everybody that you would rather be writing a parody strip titled 'incredibly verbose garfield'

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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