Comic Transcripts

[[A mother accosts a couple who is doing something else.]]
Mother: We’re here with my son! He’s learning to skate and needed a certain type of kneepad. It’s only sold in five stores in this part of the state and the one here was the only one that carried it in extra-small!

Mother: We found the pads but by then it was so late in the day that we decided to stay in a hotel instead of driving back home. At first Taylor didn’t want to stay but I said “You can skate more tomorrow” and he said “Hotel please!”
Man: Do not care
Man: Who are you

Mother: He takes so much after his father, you know, he’s always–
Man: GENETIC INHERITANCE! A tricky subject! The transmission disequillibrium test is one way to measure the over-transmission of an allele from heterozygous parents to affected offspring!
Man: DO YOU KNOW YOUR SON’S HAPLOTYPE?

Woman: I will never make fun of you for memorizing Wikipedia again.
Man: I can bore ANYBODY.

{{Header: #675; In which a Conversation is ended at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I have been a misanthrope a LONG time. I have this DOWN.}}

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[[A mother accosts a couple who is doing something else.]]
Mother: We’re here with my son! He’s learning to skate and needed a certain type of kneepad. It’s only sold in five stores in this part of the state and the one here was the only one that carried it in extra-small!

Mother: We found the pads but by then it was so late in the day that we decided to stay in a hotel instead of driving back home. At first Taylor didn’t want to stay but I said “You can skate more tomorrow” and he said “Hotel please!”
Man: Do not care
Man: Who are you

Mother: He takes so much after his father, you know, he’s always–
Man: GENETIC INHERITANCE! A tricky subject! The transmission disequillibrium test is one way to measure the over-transmission of an allele from heterozygous parents to affected offspring!
Man: DO YOU KNOW YOUR SON’S HAPLOTYPE?

Woman: I will never make fun of you for memorizing Wikipedia again.
Man: I can bore ANYBODY.

{{Header: #675; In which a Conversation is ended at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I have been a misanthrope a LONG time. I have this DOWN.}}

#675; In which a Conversation is ended transcribed by in

[[A mother accosts a couple who is doing something else.]]
Mother: We're here with my son! He's learning to skate and needed a certain type of kneepad. It's only sold in five stores in this part of the state and the one here was the only one that carried it in extra-small!

Mother: We found the pads but by then it was so late in the day that we decided to stay in a hotel instead of driving back home. At first Taylor didn't want to stay but I said "You can skate more tomorrow" and he said "Hotel please!"
Man: Do not care
Man: Who are you

Mother: He takes so much after his father, you know, he's always--
Man: GENETIC INHERITANCE! A tricky subject! The transmission disequillibrium test is one way to measure the over-transmission of an allele from heterozygous parents to affected offspring!
Man: DO YOU KNOW YOUR SON'S HAPLOTYPE?

Woman: I will never make fun of you for memorizing Wikipedia again.
Man: I can bore ANYBODY.

{{Header: #675; In which a Conversation is ended at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I have been a misanthrope a LONG time. I have this DOWN.}}

I have been a misanthrope a LONG time. I have this DOWN.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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