Comic Transcripts

– Jim, my man! How’s everything? Wife? Kids?

– Whoo! Smells like you just befouled your pants!

– You didn’t, did you?
– Depends.

– Depends, like it depends, or Depends, like the adult diaper?
– Well, you startled me.

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- Jim, my man! How's everything? Wife? Kids?

- Whoo! Smells like you just befouled your pants!

- You didn't, did you?
- Depends.

- Depends, like it depends, or Depends, like the adult diaper?
- Well, you startled me.

header: take your time at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: sequential poop comic #1 (of 2)

sequential poop comic #1 (of 2)

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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