NANA: Do you want to make some cupcakes?
MIKEY [[a kid]]: Yes! I've been craving cupcakes!
NANA: Great! Let me get out the recipe -
MIKEY: Recipes are for the masses. Why do we have to be content with the recipe? Why can't we do something different?
NANA: We could put chocolate chips in the batter!
MIKEY: That is so childish and uninteresting! Just following a formula! I'm talking about making art. Taking risks. Shocking the senses with something complex and uncomfortable.
MIKEY: Nobody trusts the eater to be able to handle a cupcake with a darker, more unpleasant flavor! Everyone wants chocolate and vanilla and sugar, sugar, sugar. Life is not just sugar! Real life has vinegar and mustard and salt!
NANA: Is - is it okay if I just want some regular cupcakes that taste good?
MIKEY: Is it okay if I think you're SIMPLE
{{header: break the mold at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Hostess is the Michael Bay of cupcakes.}}