Comic Transcripts

NANA: Do you want to make some cupcakes?
MIKEY [[a kid]]: Yes! I’ve been craving cupcakes!
NANA: Great! Let me get out the recipe –
MIKEY: Recipes are for the masses. Why do we have to be content with the recipe? Why can’t we do something different?

NANA: We could put chocolate chips in the batter!
MIKEY: That is so childish and uninteresting! Just following a formula! I’m talking about making art. Taking risks. Shocking the senses with something complex and uncomfortable.

MIKEY: Nobody trusts the eater to be able to handle a cupcake with a darker, more unpleasant flavor! Everyone wants chocolate and vanilla and sugar, sugar, sugar. Life is not just sugar! Real life has vinegar and mustard and salt!

NANA: Is – is it okay if I just want some regular cupcakes that taste good?
MIKEY: Is it okay if I think you’re SIMPLE

{{header: break the mold at WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: Hostess is the Michael Bay of cupcakes.}}

#652; Putting the ‘Indie’ in ‘Inedible’ transcribed by in

NANA: Do you want to make some cupcakes?
MIKEY [[a kid]]: Yes! I’ve been craving cupcakes!
NANA: Great! Let me get out the recipe –
MIKEY: Recipes are for the masses. Why do we have to be content with the recipe? Why can’t we do something different?

NANA: We could put chocolate chips in the batter!
MIKEY: That is so childish and uninteresting! Just following a formula! I’m talking about making art. Taking risks. Shocking the senses with something complex and uncomfortable.

MIKEY: Nobody trusts the eater to be able to handle a cupcake with a darker, more unpleasant flavor! Everyone wants chocolate and vanilla and sugar, sugar, sugar. Life is not just sugar! Real life has vinegar and mustard and salt!

NANA: Is – is it okay if I just want some regular cupcakes that taste good?
MIKEY: Is it okay if I think you’re SIMPLE

{{header: break the mold at WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: Hostess is the Michael Bay of cupcakes.}}

#652; Putting the ‘Indie’ in ‘Inedible’ transcribed by in

NANA: Do you want to make some cupcakes?
MIKEY [[a kid]]: Yes! I've been craving cupcakes!
NANA: Great! Let me get out the recipe -
MIKEY: Recipes are for the masses. Why do we have to be content with the recipe? Why can't we do something different?

NANA: We could put chocolate chips in the batter!
MIKEY: That is so childish and uninteresting! Just following a formula! I'm talking about making art. Taking risks. Shocking the senses with something complex and uncomfortable.

MIKEY: Nobody trusts the eater to be able to handle a cupcake with a darker, more unpleasant flavor! Everyone wants chocolate and vanilla and sugar, sugar, sugar. Life is not just sugar! Real life has vinegar and mustard and salt!

NANA: Is - is it okay if I just want some regular cupcakes that taste good?
MIKEY: Is it okay if I think you're SIMPLE

{{header: break the mold at WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: Hostess is the Michael Bay of cupcakes.}}

Hostess is the Michael Bay of cupcakes.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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