[[two men in tall hats looking at some very large birds]]
Hat man 1: Ha, that's a weird-looking bird.
Hat man 2: Looks kind of like the bad guy from 'Steel Agent 3'.
Hat man 1: Oh, I haven't seen the third one. The villain is a BIRD? Isn't it a JET LI movie?
Hat man 2: Yeah, Spoiler Alert- the villain's this giant robot, but at the end it turns out to be a bird in a--
Hat man 1 [[interrupting]]: WHOA whoa whoa! THAT was NOT a spoiler alert!
Hat man 1: You don't say 'Allergy alert, this chocolate has nuts in it' and then SHOVE it down the person's THROAT!
Hat man 1: The purpose of a spoiler alert is to ALERT someone. To make them AWARE of the danger while there is time to AVOID it.
Hat man 1: What if I'd just gotten STEEL AGENT 3 on Netflix and was about to go home and watch it? Give me a CHANCE, dude! Allow me to STOP you if I need to!
Hat man 2: I'm sorry. I went about that whole conversation in a foolish way. I thought you would GET that there IS NO Steel Agent 3 and that I was making a dumb joke about that bird.
Hat man 1: In the last ten seconds, that bird's opinion of both of us has dropped dramatically.
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