Comic Transcripts

DIANE: Ooh, where are we going for dinner?
REX: I got a great tip on a tiny little place. Super hip. Super underground. You’ll dig it.

REX: Hello! Two for dinner?
LIZ: Where are you shoes
REX: Uh?on our feet?
LIZ: What is problem with
REX: N-nothing We just came for dinner

LIZ: This is shoe repair. We repair shoe and shoe accessory
REX: I’m sorry, I thought this was a restaurant-
LIZ: Sometime when we get skin for tan into leather, there is a strip of fat on this We make this a soup but only while you wait for shoe repair

LIZ: Do you want this soup? Is fifty dollar and include mending, re-sole of shoes
REX: Y-yes please
LIZ: We are closed

DIANE: Did we fail the speakeasy test or is this really a shoe place?
REX: Let’s knock again – you pretend to be a shoelace wholesaler while I try to sneak a peek inside

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#645; A Novel Dining Experience transcribed by in

DIANE: Ooh, where are we going for dinner?
REX: I got a great tip on a tiny little place. Super hip. Super underground. You’ll dig it.

REX: Hello! Two for dinner?
LIZ: Where are you shoes
REX: Uh?on our feet?
LIZ: What is problem with
REX: N-nothing We just came for dinner

LIZ: This is shoe repair. We repair shoe and shoe accessory
REX: I’m sorry, I thought this was a restaurant-
LIZ: Sometime when we get skin for tan into leather, there is a strip of fat on this We make this a soup but only while you wait for shoe repair

LIZ: Do you want this soup? Is fifty dollar and include mending, re-sole of shoes
REX: Y-yes please
LIZ: We are closed

DIANE: Did we fail the speakeasy test or is this really a shoe place?
REX: Let’s knock again – you pretend to be a shoelace wholesaler while I try to sneak a peek inside

{{header: dine in at WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: The Yelp reviews for this place are all over the map.}}

#645; A Novel Dining Experience transcribed by in

DIANE: Ooh, where are we going for dinner?
REX: I got a great tip on a tiny little place. Super hip. Super underground. You'll dig it.

REX: Hello! Two for dinner?
LIZ: Where are you shoes
REX: Uh?on our feet?
LIZ: What is problem with
REX: N-nothing We just came for dinner

LIZ: This is shoe repair. We repair shoe and shoe accessory
REX: I'm sorry, I thought this was a restaurant-
LIZ: Sometime when we get skin for tan into leather, there is a strip of fat on this We make this a soup but only while you wait for shoe repair

LIZ: Do you want this soup? Is fifty dollar and include mending, re-sole of shoes
REX: Y-yes please
LIZ: We are closed

DIANE: Did we fail the speakeasy test or is this really a shoe place?
REX: Let's knock again - you pretend to be a shoelace wholesaler while I try to sneak a peek inside

{{header: dine in at WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: The Yelp reviews for this place are all over the map.}}

The Yelp reviews for this place are all over the map.

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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