Comic Transcripts

JEREMY: No bike rack? Let’s lock to the meter I guess.
JEMIMA: People can lift the bikes OVER the meter.
JEREMY: We’ll just have to make sure it’s tight. I’ll use my U-bolt too.

[[There is now a U-bolt securing both bikes to the meter, but they’re not done yet.]]
JEMIMA: Make sure you thread it through the front wheel.
JEREMY: Should we take the wheels with us?
JEMIMA: I guess we could at least take the seats.

[[Four U-bolts now secure both bikes to the meter.]]
JEREMY: What do you think? Are we SECURE?

[[JEREMY and JEMIMA sit at a table outside a restaurant. The table is about five feet away from the bikes.]]

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{{Alt-text: To prevent lockpicking, we poured candle wax and chewing gum into all the keyholes}}

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JEREMY: No bike rack? Let's lock to the meter I guess.
JEMIMA: People can lift the bikes OVER the meter.
JEREMY: We'll just have to make sure it's tight. I'll use my U-bolt too.

[[There is now a U-bolt securing both bikes to the meter, but they're not done yet.]]
JEMIMA: Make sure you thread it through the front wheel.
JEREMY: Should we take the wheels with us?
JEMIMA: I guess we could at least take the seats.

[[Four U-bolts now secure both bikes to the meter.]]
JEREMY: What do you think? Are we SECURE?

[[JEREMY and JEMIMA sit at a table outside a restaurant. The table is about five feet away from the bikes.]]

{{Header: fasten to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: To prevent lockpicking, we poured candle wax and chewing gum into all the keyholes}}

To prevent lockpicking, we poured candle wax and chewing gum into all the keyholes

Bolted! Shipping is UNDERWAY

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous 🙂 Hope you are well 🙂

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!


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