Comic Transcripts

[[TRENTATROYD dresses down SNAGGLIEL. Both are armed and uniformed, but that doesn’t appear to imply military membership.]]

TRENTATROYD: I’m so disappointed in you. I TRUSTED you. I RELIED ON YOU!

SNAGGLIEL: I’m sorry. I let you down.

TRENTATROYD: You let EVERYONE down. We were LET DOWN. We have NEVER been let down like that! By ANYONE!

SNAGGLIEL: I guess I’m just a let downer.

TRENTATROYD: The lettest! The DOWNEREST!!

SNAGGLIEL: Born to do the let-down. Never knew it different. Mama let me down and I got caught in the habit. I let you down! Took you downtown to the letdown district. Bought you all some let-down and paid up-front with a frown.

[[By now, LILYPYL has entered.]]

TRENTATROYD: LISTEN, Mister Letdown. You put down and turned around the downiest letting I’ve ever seen ’round. The lettingest down, the pinnacle crown, the downest ever LET it the town of LET DOWNGELES.

SNAGGLIEL: It’s true. OH NO. Down-let in the let zone, population uno.

[[Lilypyl turns right around.]]

LILYPYL: I’ll just come back later

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#1007; The Real Letdown transcribed by in

[[TRENTATROYD dresses down SNAGGLIEL. Both are armed and uniformed, but that doesn't appear to imply military membership.]]

TRENTATROYD: I'm so disappointed in you. I TRUSTED you. I RELIED ON YOU!

SNAGGLIEL: I'm sorry. I let you down.

TRENTATROYD: You let EVERYONE down. We were LET DOWN. We have NEVER been let down like that! By ANYONE!

SNAGGLIEL: I guess I'm just a let downer.

TRENTATROYD: The lettest! The DOWNEREST!!

SNAGGLIEL: Born to do the let-down. Never knew it different. Mama let me down and I got caught in the habit. I let you down! Took you downtown to the letdown district. Bought you all some let-down and paid up-front with a frown.

[[By now, LILYPYL has entered.]]

TRENTATROYD: LISTEN, Mister Letdown. You put down and turned around the downiest letting I've ever seen 'round. The lettingest down, the pinnacle crown, the downest ever LET it the town of LET DOWNGELES.

SNAGGLIEL: It's true. OH NO. Down-let in the let zone, population uno.

[[Lilypyl turns right around.]]

LILYPYL: I'll just come back later

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We were SO CLOSE to getting across that tightrope but you LET US DOWN. We should not have put you in charge of the belay ropes!! :[

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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