Comic Transcripts

[[A man is carrying on a conversation with a camel wearing a top hat.]]
CAMEL: People are always afraid of being seen talking to themselves.
“Oh, I’ll look like a crazy person.”
But crazy people DON’T talk to themselves! They talk to OTHERS–to people only THEY can see!

MAN: I agree! Simply MUMBLING to oneself is perfectly valid. It’s how some people organize their thoughts!
It’s when someone’s having an ANIMATED CONVERSATION with thin air–THAT’S when you’ve got to watch out!

MAN: But as for mumbling–Heck, I’d RATHER have a RICH INNER MONOLOGUE than have to RESTRAIN myself all the time for fear of looking ridiculous!
CAMEL: Yes! ABSOLUTELY!

[[The man has disappered, but the camel remains.]]
CAMEL: THAT’S what I’m always saying, but the NORMALS call me crazy!
SWEEPER: Who are you talking to?

{{Header: hold court with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: next comes the agitated, spittle-flinging air-boxing}}

#502; In which Kevin talks to himself transcribed by in

[[A man is carrying on a conversation with a camel wearing a top hat.]]
CAMEL: People are always afraid of being seen talking to themselves.
“Oh, I’ll look like a crazy person.”
But crazy people DON’T talk to themselves! They talk to OTHERS–to people only THEY can see!

MAN: I agree! Simply MUMBLING to oneself is perfectly valid. It’s how some people organize their thoughts!
It’s when someone’s having an ANIMATED CONVERSATION with thin air–THAT’S when you’ve got to watch out!

MAN: But as for mumbling–Heck, I’d RATHER have a RICH INNER MONOLOGUE than have to RESTRAIN myself all the time for fear of looking ridiculous!
CAMEL: Yes! ABSOLUTELY!

[[The man has disappered, but the camel remains.]]
CAMEL: THAT’S what I’m always saying, but the NORMALS call me crazy!
SWEEPER: Who are you talking to?

{{Header: hold court with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: next comes the agitated, spittle-flinging air-boxing}}

#502; In which Kevin talks to himself transcribed by in

[[A man is carrying on a conversation with a camel wearing a top hat.]]
CAMEL: People are always afraid of being seen talking to themselves.
"Oh, I'll look like a crazy person."
But crazy people DON'T talk to themselves! They talk to OTHERS--to people only THEY can see!

MAN: I agree! Simply MUMBLING to oneself is perfectly valid. It's how some people organize their thoughts!
It's when someone's having an ANIMATED CONVERSATION with thin air--THAT'S when you've got to watch out!

MAN: But as for mumbling--Heck, I'd RATHER have a RICH INNER MONOLOGUE than have to RESTRAIN myself all the time for fear of looking ridiculous!
CAMEL: Yes! ABSOLUTELY!

[[The man has disappered, but the camel remains.]]
CAMEL: THAT'S what I'm always saying, but the NORMALS call me crazy!
SWEEPER: Who are you talking to?

{{Header: hold court with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: next comes the agitated, spittle-flinging air-boxing}}

next comes the agitated, spittle-flinging air boxing

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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