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VINCE: Honey.
This could change everything about our lives.
Are you READY to hear my confession?
TALIA: Oh, BEYOND ready. Into AGOG.

VINCE: It’s my EYES. They’re DIFFERENT!
One sees the world slightly more GREENLY. The other’s a little more RED!

VINCE: I know this must come as a terrible shock.
But do not hate me for my mutation! I seek only to aid humanity with my gift!
TALIA: My eyes do that too. I think everyone’s probably do, to some degree.

VINCE (Good lord, is he crying??): I thought I had a superpower.
TALIA: Oh, sweetie, you DO. It’s being EXCITABLE about retarded things like this.

{{Header: the uncanny WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-Text: I’m always afraid that I’m lacking some fundamental human trait that everyone else has but always just thinks is too obvious to ever talk about.}}

#500; In which Vince is all worked up again transcribed by in

VINCE: Honey.
This could change everything about our lives.
Are you READY to hear my confession?
TALIA: Oh, BEYOND ready. Into AGOG.

VINCE: It’s my EYES. They’re DIFFERENT!
One sees the world slightly more GREENLY. The other’s a little more RED!

VINCE: I know this must come as a terrible shock.
But do not hate me for my mutation! I seek only to aid humanity with my gift!
TALIA: My eyes do that too. I think everyone’s probably do, to some degree.

VINCE (Good lord, is he crying??): I thought I had a superpower.
TALIA: Oh, sweetie, you DO. It’s being EXCITABLE about retarded things like this.

{{Header: the uncanny WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-Text: I’m always afraid that I’m lacking some fundamental human trait that everyone else has but always just thinks is too obvious to ever talk about.}}

#500; In which Vince is all worked up again transcribed by in

VINCE: Honey.
This could change everything about our lives.
Are you READY to hear my confession?
TALIA: Oh, BEYOND ready. Into AGOG.

VINCE: It's my EYES. They're DIFFERENT!
One sees the world slightly more GREENLY. The other's a little more RED!

VINCE: I know this must come as a terrible shock.
But do not hate me for my mutation! I seek only to aid humanity with my gift!
TALIA: My eyes do that too. I think everyone's probably do, to some degree.

VINCE (Good lord, is he crying??): I thought I had a superpower.
TALIA: Oh, sweetie, you DO. It's being EXCITABLE about retarded things like this.

{{Header: the uncanny WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-Text: I'm always afraid that I'm lacking some fundamental human trait that everyone else has but always just thinks is too obvious to ever talk about.}}

I'm always afraid that I'm lacking some fundamental human trait that everyone else has but always just thinks is too obvious to ever talk about.

#500; In which Vince is all worked up again

  — March 24th, 2009

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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