Comic Transcripts

ALEX (silently staring at a woman): “I like your dress.” C’mon. Say it.
“I like your dress.”
“I like your dress.”

ALEX (still to himself): There is zero risk here. She’ll say “thank you.” Just say it. Open your mouth and say it.
“I like your dress.”
You’re not saying it.

ALEX: No conversation will result. There is no potential for rejection. Think of it simply as a training exercise to banish shyness.
She’s pulling away! Break the conditioning! It is legitimately a nice dress!
SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT

[[The woman is now out of the panel.]]
ALEX (quietly dying a thousand deaths): AAARRRGGHHHH

[[The woman is alone in the last panel.]]
TINA (to herself): Bluh, I always get STARED at in this dress.

{{Header: don’t hold back at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: but it’s not like taking it off and walking around in my underwear is any better! If anything, it’s WORSE!}}

#499; In which Alex just can’t manage it transcribed by in

ALEX (silently staring at a woman): “I like your dress.” C’mon. Say it.
“I like your dress.”
“I like your dress.”

ALEX (still to himself): There is zero risk here. She’ll say “thank you.” Just say it. Open your mouth and say it.
“I like your dress.”
You’re not saying it.

ALEX: No conversation will result. There is no potential for rejection. Think of it simply as a training exercise to banish shyness.
She’s pulling away! Break the conditioning! It is legitimately a nice dress!
SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT

[[The woman is now out of the panel.]]
ALEX (quietly dying a thousand deaths): AAARRRGGHHHH

[[The woman is alone in the last panel.]]
TINA (to herself): Bluh, I always get STARED at in this dress.

{{Header: don’t hold back at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: but it’s not like taking it off and walking around in my underwear is any better! If anything, it’s WORSE!}}

#499; In which Alex just can’t manage it transcribed by in

ALEX (silently staring at a woman): "I like your dress." C'mon. Say it.
"I like your dress."
"I like your dress."

ALEX (still to himself): There is zero risk here. She'll say "thank you." Just say it. Open your mouth and say it.
"I like your dress."
You're not saying it.

ALEX: No conversation will result. There is no potential for rejection. Think of it simply as a training exercise to banish shyness.
She's pulling away! Break the conditioning! It is legitimately a nice dress!
SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT

[[The woman is now out of the panel.]]
ALEX (quietly dying a thousand deaths): AAARRRGGHHHH

[[The woman is alone in the last panel.]]
TINA (to herself): Bluh, I always get STARED at in this dress.

{{Header: don't hold back at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: but it's not like taking it off and walking around in my underwear is any better! If anything, it's WORSE!}}

but it's not like taking it off and walking around in my underwear is any better! If anything, it's WORSE.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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