#486; There goes the Neighborhood

Comic Transcripts

WESTMORELAND: Hey man, what’s shakin’. What’s the story with this valley? This a good place to live, you think?
LOPEZ: It is very fertile. My family has lived here for many generations.

WESTMORELAND: Awesome. I’ll put my mansion right here sorta where you’re standing.
What’s with the triangle things?
LOPEZ: Those are the SACRED PYRAMIDS where my ANCESTORS are buried.

WESTMORELAND: Cool. There any kinda ZOMBIE CURSE or anything we should know about?
I mean, I want to PILLAGE ’em, but I don’t want to cause no PROBLEMS.
LOPEZ: Our people lie merely ASLEEP in their graves, waiting to SHRIEK forth and bring AGONIZING DEATH to ANY who would dare disturb their peace.

WESTMORELAND: Be serious.
LOPEZ: …in truth the curse is probably apocryphal.
WESTMORELAND: WICKED. Carter, bust out the Gatling guns. I want to be revered as a god by teatime.

{{Header: take over at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: i want to be booty-deep in booty, you know wh’um sayin?}}

#486; There goes the Neighborhood transcribed by in

WESTMORELAND: Hey man, what’s shakin’. What’s the story with this valley? This a good place to live, you think?
LOPEZ: It is very fertile. My family has lived here for many generations.

WESTMORELAND: Awesome. I’ll put my mansion right here sorta where you’re standing.
What’s with the triangle things?
LOPEZ: Those are the SACRED PYRAMIDS where my ANCESTORS are buried.

WESTMORELAND: Be serious.
LOPEZ: …in truth the curse is probably apocryphal.
WESTMORELAND: WICKED. Carter, bust out the Gatling guns. I want to be revered as a god by teatime.

{{Header: take over at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: i want to be booty-deep in booty, you know wh’um sayin?}}

#486; There goes the Neighborhood transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.