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Bernardo: I just had one of those full-body CAT scans.
Turns out I’m a walking calamity.

Bernardo: Got cysts in my gut. Calcium in my gallbladder. Spurs in my joints. Some kind of parasite living in my spine, and over a dozen different types of gout.

Bernardo: All apparently asymptomatic.
Man, yesterday I was fine. Now I’m a bucket of meat about to keel over.

Leopod: Don’t forget cancer from the scan.
Bernardo: I can now cook Hot Pockets from a distance.

{{header: take a look at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: so that’ll come in handy as I gorge myself in despair}}

#469; In which Now you Know transcribed by in

Bernardo: I just had one of those full-body CAT scans.
Turns out I’m a walking calamity.

Bernardo: Got cysts in my gut. Calcium in my gallbladder. Spurs in my joints. Some kind of parasite living in my spine, and over a dozen different types of gout.

Bernardo: All apparently asymptomatic.
Man, yesterday I was fine. Now I’m a bucket of meat about to keel over.

Leopod: Don’t forget cancer from the scan.
Bernardo: I can now cook Hot Pockets from a distance.

{{header: take a look at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: so that’ll come in handy as I gorge myself in despair}}

#469; In which Now you Know transcribed by in

Bernardo: I just had one of those full-body CAT scans.
Turns out I'm a walking calamity.

Bernardo: Got cysts in my gut. Calcium in my gallbladder. Spurs in my joints. Some kind of parasite living in my spine, and over a dozen different types of gout.

Bernardo: All apparently asymptomatic.
Man, yesterday I was fine. Now I'm a bucket of meat about to keel over.

Leopod: Don't forget cancer from the scan.
Bernardo: I can now cook Hot Pockets from a distance.

{{header: take a look at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: so that'll come in handy as I gorge myself in despair}}

so that'll come in handy as I gorge myself in despair!

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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