[[A Man is bringing a Plump Woman a box of alcoholic beverages.]]

Man: You sure all this is yours?
Man: Whiskey, gin, vodka, spearmint schnapps…
Woman: Sure, why?

Man: Well, I mean, if you’re pregnant, shouldn’t you not be drinking?
Woman: Oh, no, it’s OK. I’m gonna abort it anyway.

Man: Oh.
Woman: I’m totally kidding.
Woman: I’m just fat.

{{header: weigh in at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: i hear the kiddies like them the bubblicious schnapps}}

[[A Man is bringing a Plump Woman a box of alcoholic beverages.]]

Man: You sure all this is yours?
Man: Whiskey, gin, vodka, spearmint schnapps…
Woman: Sure, why?

Man: Well, I mean, if you’re pregnant, shouldn’t you not be drinking?
Woman: Oh, no, it’s OK. I’m gonna abort it anyway.

Man: Oh.
Woman: I’m totally kidding.
Woman: I’m just fat.

{{header: weigh in at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: i hear the kiddies like them the bubblicious schnapps}}

[[A Man is bringing a Plump Woman a box of alcoholic beverages.]]

Man: You sure all this is yours?
Man: Whiskey, gin, vodka, spearmint schnapps...
Woman: Sure, why?

Man: Well, I mean, if you're pregnant, shouldn't you not be drinking?
Woman: Oh, no, it's OK. I'm gonna abort it anyway.

Man: Oh.
Woman: I'm totally kidding.
Woman: I'm just fat.

{{header: weigh in at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: i hear the kiddies like them the bubblicious schnapps}}

i hear the kiddies like them bubblicious schnapps

#172; In which Gary learns he can still be shocked

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!