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[[DR. MARCUS prepares a formula as BENSON watches.]]
MARCUS: …and THERE we go. Benson? Are you paying attention?
Keep a close eye on the process! You will have to reproduce it yourself!
BENSON: Yeah okay totally.

MARCUS: For once I drink this, I will become TOO STRONG to handle the beakers…You must prepare your OWN dose for yourself!
Only THEN, Benson, shall the NATIONS BOW before us–and TOGETHER we will RULE WITH POWER!
BENSON: I know.

MARCUS: Unless…unless you’re NOT planning to prepare your own dose! Is THAT your plan, Benson? To allow me to turn, and then ABANDON me? A monster alone, utterly ALONE in the world?
O what a TRAGIC FATE! Is this your passive-aggressive way of cautioning me against the dangers of HUBRIS?
BENSON: I dunno.

MARCUS: Very well. A fine consul you have proven to be, Benson. We shall retire, this day, and RECONSIDER our aims.
I am GRATEFUL for your WISDOM. You have done us both, AND our cause, a GREAT service today.
BENSON: TOTALLY.

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{{Alt-Text: Benson’s just there for the class credit.}}

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[[DR. MARCUS prepares a formula as BENSON watches.]]
MARCUS: ...and THERE we go. Benson? Are you paying attention?
Keep a close eye on the process! You will have to reproduce it yourself!
BENSON: Yeah okay totally.

MARCUS: For once I drink this, I will become TOO STRONG to handle the beakers...You must prepare your OWN dose for yourself!
Only THEN, Benson, shall the NATIONS BOW before us--and TOGETHER we will RULE WITH POWER!
BENSON: I know.

MARCUS: Unless...unless you're NOT planning to prepare your own dose! Is THAT your plan, Benson? To allow me to turn, and then ABANDON me? A monster alone, utterly ALONE in the world?
O what a TRAGIC FATE! Is this your passive-aggressive way of cautioning me against the dangers of HUBRIS?
BENSON: I dunno.

MARCUS: Very well. A fine consul you have proven to be, Benson. We shall retire, this day, and RECONSIDER our aims.
I am GRATEFUL for your WISDOM. You have done us both, AND our cause, a GREAT service today.
BENSON: TOTALLY.

{{Header: listen to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-Text: Benson's just there for the class credit.}}

Benson's just there for the class credit.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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