Comic Transcripts

JOE (a bear): Guess what! I feel great! Back’s not hurting, sinuses are clear.
PAULO: Um, okay. Congratulations. That’s…that’s good, right?

JOE: See, I know that I complain incessantly when I feel bad. But when I feel fine, I take it for granted. So I’ve decided to be more cognizant of the times when I feel healthy! Like today!
PAULO: Joe, the only reason I ever nurse you back to health is to stop your “blah blah blah me me me” whining all day long. So should I stop caring for you when you’re sick? Is it not going to shut you up anymore?

JOE: Update: I WAS doing fine, but now I’m actually feeling a bit put-out.
PAULO: I DON’T NEED A PLAY-BY-PLAY
JOE: THEN DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO MY TWITTER FEED

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#370; In which a Bear is Doing Fine transcribed by in

JOE (a bear): Guess what! I feel great! Back's not hurting, sinuses are clear.
PAULO: Um, okay. Congratulations. That's...that's good, right?

JOE: See, I know that I complain incessantly when I feel bad. But when I feel fine, I take it for granted. So I've decided to be more cognizant of the times when I feel healthy! Like today!
PAULO: Joe, the only reason I ever nurse you back to health is to stop your "blah blah blah me me me" whining all day long. So should I stop caring for you when you're sick? Is it not going to shut you up anymore?

JOE: Update: I WAS doing fine, but now I'm actually feeling a bit put-out.
PAULO: I DON'T NEED A PLAY-BY-PLAY
JOE: THEN DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO MY TWITTER FEED

{{header: tell me about WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: that hat doesn't look like it fits joe very well!}}

that hat doesn't look like it fits joe very well!

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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