Comic Transcripts

BECCA: I didn’t appreciate that waiter giving us attitude.
JUAN: I don’t appreciate you assuming that everyone is giving you attitude.

BECCA: I don’t appreciate you challenging my assumption!
JUAN: Well I don’t appreciate you talking ill of strangers!

BECCA: I don’t appreciate you insinuating that I’m being a JERK!
JUAN: I don’t appreciate you BEING a jerk!

BECCA: WELL I DON’T PROPERLY APPRECIATE ALL THE THINGS YOU DO FOR ME AND THE CRAP YOU PUT UP WITH!
JUAN: WELL I DON’T APPRECIATE THE MANY FREEDOMS AND PRIVILEGES AFFORDED BY LIVING IN A POST-INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY!

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{{alt-text: IN FACT THE ONLY THING APPRECIATING AT ALL AROUND HERE IS THIS HONUS WAGNER BASEBALL CARD *rip to shreds*}}

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BECCA: I didn’t appreciate that waiter giving us attitude.
JUAN: I don’t appreciate you assuming that everyone is giving you attitude.

BECCA: I don’t appreciate you challenging my assumption!
JUAN: Well I don’t appreciate you talking ill of strangers!

BECCA: I don’t appreciate you insinuating that I’m being a JERK!
JUAN: I don’t appreciate you BEING a jerk!

BECCA: WELL I DON’T PROPERLY APPRECIATE ALL THE THINGS YOU DO FOR ME AND THE CRAP YOU PUT UP WITH!
JUAN: WELL I DON’T APPRECIATE THE MANY FREEDOMS AND PRIVILEGES AFFORDED BY LIVING IN A POST-INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY!

{{header: appreciate WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: IN FACT THE ONLY THING APPRECIATING AT ALL AROUND HERE IS THIS HONUS WAGNER BASEBALL CARD *rip to shreds*}}

#693; In which Nothing is appreciated transcribed by in

BECCA: I didn't appreciate that waiter giving us attitude.
JUAN: I don't appreciate you assuming that everyone is giving you attitude.

BECCA: I don't appreciate you challenging my assumption!
JUAN: Well I don't appreciate you talking ill of strangers!

BECCA: I don't appreciate you insinuating that I'm being a JERK!
JUAN: I don't appreciate you BEING a jerk!

BECCA: WELL I DON'T PROPERLY APPRECIATE ALL THE THINGS YOU DO FOR ME AND THE CRAP YOU PUT UP WITH!
JUAN: WELL I DON'T APPRECIATE THE MANY FREEDOMS AND PRIVILEGES AFFORDED BY LIVING IN A POST-INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY!

{{header: appreciate WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: IN FACT THE ONLY THING APPRECIATING AT ALL AROUND HERE IS THIS HONUS WAGNER BASEBALL CARD *rip to shreds*}}

IN FACT THE ONLY THING APPRECIATING AT ALL AROUND HERE IS THIS HONUS WAGNER BASEBALL CARD *rip to shreds*

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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