Comic Transcripts

[[Interior of a house.]]
STEN: Great house, right? Do you already have financing? Down payment? Check out these French doors, this patio…

COUNT DAVIS-GRABBLE: How long ago did the previous owner move out? Seems like there’s still a lot of personal effects.
STEN: Previous owner, ah, died at sea. Very sudden. You can have all his stuff. Take some of it now, if you want.

COUNT DAVIS-GRABBLE: I do like this dining room set.
STEN: Everything you see is included with the property.
STEN: Did you bring the down payment with you? You can, ah, just write the check out to “CASH”…

COUNT DAVIS-GRABBLE: Who’s that folding laundry?
STEN: That…is…I’m going to go with that is a leprechaun.
SOWAH: What are you people doing in my house

{{header: move in at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: he is not even irish}}

#354; In which This Dude may not be Strictly Licensed transcribed by in

[[Interior of a house.]]
STEN: Great house, right? Do you already have financing? Down payment? Check out these French doors, this patio...

COUNT DAVIS-GRABBLE: How long ago did the previous owner move out? Seems like there's still a lot of personal effects.
STEN: Previous owner, ah, died at sea. Very sudden. You can have all his stuff. Take some of it now, if you want.

COUNT DAVIS-GRABBLE: I do like this dining room set.
STEN: Everything you see is included with the property.
STEN: Did you bring the down payment with you? You can, ah, just write the check out to "CASH"...

COUNT DAVIS-GRABBLE: Who's that folding laundry?
STEN: That...is...I'm going to go with that is a leprechaun.
SOWAH: What are you people doing in my house

{{header: move in at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: he is not even irish}}

he is not even irish

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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