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[[MIKEY stands before a crowd, holding a book.]]
MIKEY: Attention, everyone. Unless each of you gives me one dollar, I will reveal the ending to the new Harry Potter book.
MIKEY: Please form an orderly line to my left. Cash only.

MIKEY: I’m serious, folks. I know who lives, who dies, who’s something called a horshack.
BORIS: So what. I already read it.
TOSHI: Me too. I read it over the weekend.
FRANCISCO: I think we all did.

MIKEY: But – but I thought this was a big deal! Leaks on the Internet, people going to jail…
LORD FANBELT: SO last week.
BORIS: We’ve moved on, man.
ED: HP-7 is old news to us.
MIKEY: Then what are you all in line for?
FRANCISCO: Rumor has it that J. K. R. once touched a rock up there.
GERALDO: It’s all we have left

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{{alt-text: the rock may shed light on questions raised by previous rocks j.k.r. may or may not have touched, and may also raise new questions to be addressed by future rocks}}

#321; The Failure of an Entrepreneur transcribed by in

[[MIKEY stands before a crowd, holding a book.]]
MIKEY: Attention, everyone. Unless each of you gives me one dollar, I will reveal the ending to the new Harry Potter book.
MIKEY: Please form an orderly line to my left. Cash only.

MIKEY: I’m serious, folks. I know who lives, who dies, who’s something called a horshack.
BORIS: So what. I already read it.
TOSHI: Me too. I read it over the weekend.
FRANCISCO: I think we all did.

MIKEY: But – but I thought this was a big deal! Leaks on the Internet, people going to jail…
LORD FANBELT: SO last week.
BORIS: We’ve moved on, man.
ED: HP-7 is old news to us.
MIKEY: Then what are you all in line for?
FRANCISCO: Rumor has it that J. K. R. once touched a rock up there.
GERALDO: It’s all we have left

{{header: move on at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the rock may shed light on questions raised by previous rocks j.k.r. may or may not have touched, and may also raise new questions to be addressed by future rocks}}

#321; The Failure of an Entrepreneur transcribed by in

[[MIKEY stands before a crowd, holding a book.]]
MIKEY: Attention, everyone. Unless each of you gives me one dollar, I will reveal the ending to the new Harry Potter book.
MIKEY: Please form an orderly line to my left. Cash only.

MIKEY: I'm serious, folks. I know who lives, who dies, who's something called a horshack.
BORIS: So what. I already read it.
TOSHI: Me too. I read it over the weekend.
FRANCISCO: I think we all did.

MIKEY: But - but I thought this was a big deal! Leaks on the Internet, people going to jail...
LORD FANBELT: SO last week.
BORIS: We've moved on, man.
ED: HP-7 is old news to us.
MIKEY: Then what are you all in line for?
FRANCISCO: Rumor has it that J. K. R. once touched a rock up there.
GERALDO: It's all we have left

{{header: move on at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the rock may shed light on questions raised by previous rocks j.k.r. may or may not have touched, and may also raise new questions to be addressed by future rocks}}

the rock may shed light on questions raised by previous rocks j.k.r. may or may not have touched, and may also raise new questions to be addressed by future rocks

#321; The Failure of an Entrepreneur

  — July 25th, 2007

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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