[[A senior with a top hat and glasses, accompanied by a younger adult wearing some kind of headscarf, talks to a scout of some kind holding binoculars.]]
Tophat: What're conditions like? Any forecast?
Scout: Looking grim for early next week! Monday's gonna be a big one!
Headscarf: A big storm?
Scout: A big Monday! The worst in years! Could be up to 97 hours long!
Scout: At least four sunrises! Early reports suggest the date MIGHT hit triple digits!
Headscarf: What can we do?
Scout: Get out your funny mugs! Bone up on your Garfield! Just gonna have to grit it out!
[[A young child brings news.]]
Tophat: Any indication about the weekend leading up?
Scout: May be as short as thirty-five minutes.
Headscarf: Oh god... we're still rebuilding from TGIWTF!
Child: Almost a RIOT at the store! I got all the kitten posters I could grab!
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{{alt-text: Ain't seen a Monday this long since the Great Long Monday of aught-seven. Eighty-one hours later there were still four days yet to go.}}