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[[JUDGE FINKINS reads from a scroll.]]
JUDGE FINKINS: <> An open letter to the women of the world.

JUDGE FINKINS: You are lovely. However, I do not wish to see your butt crack. Please wear pants that fit.
JUDGE FINKINS: Otherwise, everything is fine.

JUDGE FINKINS: Thank you for your prompt attention in this matter.

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#300; A Crucial Message transcribed by in

[[JUDGE FINKINS reads from a scroll.]]
JUDGE FINKINS: <> An open letter to the women of the world.

JUDGE FINKINS: You are lovely. However, I do not wish to see your butt crack. Please wear pants that fit.
JUDGE FINKINS: Otherwise, everything is fine.

JUDGE FINKINS: Thank you for your prompt attention in this matter.

{{header: say it don’t spray it at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: i don’t dress this way for MEN, you PATRIARCH}}

#300; A Crucial Message transcribed by in

[[JUDGE FINKINS reads from a scroll.]]
JUDGE FINKINS: <> An open letter to the women of the world.

JUDGE FINKINS: You are lovely. However, I do not wish to see your butt crack. Please wear pants that fit.
JUDGE FINKINS: Otherwise, everything is fine.

JUDGE FINKINS: Thank you for your prompt attention in this matter.

{{header: say it don't spray it at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: i don't dress this way for MEN, you PATRIARCH}}

i don't dress this way for MEN, you PATRIARCH

#300; A Crucial Message

  — May 15th, 2007

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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