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[[Two MEN sit at a table. One holds a glass, one holds a cigar.]]

MAN 1: Listen to this, on a bottle of Dole pineapple juice: “One of many healthy choices from Pepsico.”
MAN 1: Man, I thought Dole was a big, happy pineapple-plantation kind of place! Not some corporate subsidiary of the evil Frito-Lay Empire!
MAN 2: Hey, I work for Pepsico! It’s actually a really good company. They provide great benefits for employees.
MAN 1: R-really? Oh, I didn’t mean –

MAN 1: D-do you really work for Pepsi?
MAN 2: Ha ha ha! No way, man!
MAN 2: But you sure were quick to change your tune when you thought it might offend me!

MAN 1: Acutally, for a second there I thought I was in the fast lane to free juice.
MAN 2: Sorry, dude, better stick to the traditional method. Writin’ angry letters claimin’ you found pubes in the O. J.

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#281; In which Corporate Parentage is revealed transcribed by in

[[Two MEN sit at a table. One holds a glass, one holds a cigar.]]

MAN 1: Listen to this, on a bottle of Dole pineapple juice: “One of many healthy choices from Pepsico.”
MAN 1: Man, I thought Dole was a big, happy pineapple-plantation kind of place! Not some corporate subsidiary of the evil Frito-Lay Empire!
MAN 2: Hey, I work for Pepsico! It’s actually a really good company. They provide great benefits for employees.
MAN 1: R-really? Oh, I didn’t mean –

MAN 1: D-do you really work for Pepsi?
MAN 2: Ha ha ha! No way, man!
MAN 2: But you sure were quick to change your tune when you thought it might offend me!

MAN 1: Acutally, for a second there I thought I was in the fast lane to free juice.
MAN 2: Sorry, dude, better stick to the traditional method. Writin’ angry letters claimin’ you found pubes in the O. J.

{{header: fresh squeezed at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: works every time}}

#281; In which Corporate Parentage is revealed transcribed by in

[[Two MEN sit at a table. One holds a glass, one holds a cigar.]]

MAN 1: Listen to this, on a bottle of Dole pineapple juice: "One of many healthy choices from Pepsico."
MAN 1: Man, I thought Dole was a big, happy pineapple-plantation kind of place! Not some corporate subsidiary of the evil Frito-Lay Empire!
MAN 2: Hey, I work for Pepsico! It's actually a really good company. They provide great benefits for employees.
MAN 1: R-really? Oh, I didn't mean -

MAN 1: D-do you really work for Pepsi?
MAN 2: Ha ha ha! No way, man!
MAN 2: But you sure were quick to change your tune when you thought it might offend me!

MAN 1: Acutally, for a second there I thought I was in the fast lane to free juice.
MAN 2: Sorry, dude, better stick to the traditional method. Writin' angry letters claimin' you found pubes in the O. J.

{{header: fresh squeezed at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: works every time}}

works every time

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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